Scarlett Johansson Aiming to be Whore

Huge boob Scarlett Johansson the proprietress of a house of ill-repute? It sounds like someone has entered Mr. Skin's private fantasy vault and stolen his A-list material, but this visioin actually comes from the busty blonde goddess herself!

Although she's taken a bit of time out of the limelight to focus on her new marriage to Ryan Reynolds, she's now popping up (and out, we hope) all over the place to promote her new movie The Spirit. And according to The Sun:

SCARLETT JOHANSSON wants to run a brothel. But hold your horses there, the Lost In Translation actress is simply chasing her next career move.

The buxom beauty is lusting after a role in a western, desperate to take a trip back in time to the Wild West.

Scarlett said: "Every actor wants to work on a western. I would run a brothel, like a madam or something. I'm working with what I got. It's only so long that people are going to want to see me in a corset. So I might as well do it now."

That sounds just about perfect. Minus the corset part.