Hollywood doesn't have much to offer this week on DVD and Blu-ray...well, there's Entourage, Season Eight, which would be a great choice except Ari, Vince & Co. failed to provide any nudity on the last season of their HBO bro-down. Sorry, guys, but we'd rather not hug that one out. Maybe with Perrey Reeves...
So instead this week we're hopping the pond for some tea and (chest) crumpets from Kerry Fox in Shallow Grave (1994), the directorial debut of Oscar winner Danny Boyle. Plus, we've got the right proper British sex comedies Carry on Loving (1970) and Carry on Up the Jungle (1970), both new on DVD, and Lina Romay is her usual full-frontal self in the skin-filled Euro throwback The Perverse Countess (1974), nude on DVD:
Remember Marky Mark, brother to one of the New Kids on the Block and a rap star with his Funky Bunch? Later he became simply Mark Wahlberg and morphed into a box-office heartthrob. He’s channeled that experience as producer of the HBO series Entourage, which follows young Hollywood up-and-comer Adrian Grenier (as a Wahlberg stand-in) and his people, that is old friends from the ’hood, as they make their way through the maze of Tinseltown. Naturally, every young hottie wants to peel and get real with the actor, which makes viewers quite happy indeed to be part of the entourage. Season Eight marks the final chapter in the adventures of Vice, Ari and company, and in an unusual turn no nudes are on display. Perrey Reeves almost makes up for it with a spectacular shot of her bikini-clad butt in the final episode, though. Almost.
Shallow Grave (1994) marks the directorial debut of Scottish filmster Danny Boyle, who went on to helm such indie-fied hits as Trainspotting (1996) and 28 Days Later (2002). It's about a trio of twentysomething roomies in Edinburgh who get their comeuppance after smugging their way through life as narcissistic cynics of the highest order. Hot doc Kerry Fox, mild accountant Christopher Eccleston, and gung-ho journo Ewan McGregor get off on humiliating and intimidating each potential roommate who comes to look at their fancy digs until finally they find a total misanthrope in Keith Allen and offer him the room. But Keith ends up tits up in bed, dead from an overdose—and instead of letting anyone know, they take his giant wad of dough and bury him in secret. As time goes on, the trio starts to unravel in terror of getting caught. It's as funny as it is taut, and Kerry is so very, very hot.
A matchmaking service provides the fodder for a collection of sexy vignettes in Carry On Loving (1970). Sidney Bliss (Sid James) and Sophie Plummett (Hattie Jacques) run The Wedded Bliss Agency, and purport themselves to be the perfect couple to set up perfect matches. But the devious pair are not actually married, and Sid is keeping all the prettiest single girls back for himself. Even the high tech computer they use to set up the matches is just Sophie hiding behind a wall and choosing from a card index. Their shenanigans will eventually come to a head, but not before we see plenty of sexy girls, sight gags, and an epic cream pie fight. No nudity in this flick, but Jacki Piper does keep things sexy by strutting out in some skimpy skivvies while her racktastic roommate Imogen Hassall is trying to hide a man on their couch. You’ll want to Carry On Loving yourself to those Brit babes!
The Carry On crew presents a right proper satire of the Tarzan mythos in Carry On Up the Jungle (1970), the nineteenth SKINstallment in the satirical film series. Comedic actor Frankie Howerd stars as Professor Inigo Tinkle, an eccentric scientist who leads an expedition into "Darkest Africa" that includes Lady Evelyn Bagley (Joan Sims) and her beautiful, naive maidservant June (Jacki Piper). Some dudes also come along, but who cares about them? When they reach their jungle destination, Lady Evelyn discovers that her long-lost son is alive and well and a feral tree-dweller, a savage lifestyle that June finds irresistible. Valerie Leon makes a brief appearance as a sexy MAM-azon and Jacki is her usual beautiful self, but the only boobies in this movie belong to the decidedly more matronly Joan as she soaps up in the shower. So unless you're into older women, carry on- this one's a bungle.
Notorious sexploitation director Jess Franco sticks to his winning formula in The Perverse Countess (1974). The titular Countess Ivanna (Alice Arno) lives on an isolated island with the equally deranged Count Rabor (Howard Vernon), where they hunt the sexiest game...naked girls. First the pervy pair seduces young women into gleesome threesomes, and then they stay naked while they hunt them down with bows and arrows. But when nearby neighbors Bob (Robert Woods) and Moira (Tania Busselier) find a naked woman, Kali, (Kali Hansa) washed up on their beach, they go to investigate the island along with their friend Sylvia (Lina Romay) and end up eating plenty of red meat. In a movie about carpet-munching cannibals there's sure to be plenty of skin, and Kali, Alice, Tania, and Lina all flaunt full frontal for this flick. The best parts are pressed together during the films three graphically Sapphic scenes at the 12-minute mark, 25-minute mark, and 43-minute mark. You’ll be hungry for some breast meat!
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