SKINcoming DVDs for June 16, 2009

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of June 16, 2009.

Born (2007)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Alison Brie (breasts—body double) (Picture), Julie Costello (FFN, butt) (Picture), Shawnie Costello (FFN, butt) (Picture), Azalea Davila (breasts) (Picture)
The fright flick Born stars Alison Brie as twenty-one-year-old Mary Elizabeth, who suddenly finds herself miraculously pregnant with a demonic fetus that compels her to kill to satisfy his appetite for evil and give him the strength to be born and destroy the world. Along the way, we get to see the infernally pregnant Alison’s tits and all three B’s from devilishly hot blonde twins Shawnie and Julie Costello. A hard-on is born!

Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter (1984)
STUDIO: Paramount
NUDE: Judie Aronson (breasts, butt) (Picture), Barbara Howard (butt) (Picture), Camilla More (breasts, butt) (Picture), Carey More (breasts, butt) (Picture)
Believed to be killed by the sole survivor of the last Crystal Lake massacre, Jason Voorhees has more tricks up his rotting sleeves in version four, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. As before, he comes back to slaughter more sex-starved teenagers skindulging in a summer of nighttime skinny-dipping D-lights. Lucky for us, this chapter offers twice the usual booby bubbles for your troubles, featuring tit-tastic twins Camilla and Carey More giving more of what you came for in this hallowed horror classic. Unlucky for Jason, the bitter brute dies again in all his gory glory, this time by the hand of scary child star Corey Feldman.

Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985)
STUDIO: Paramount
NUDE: Juliette Cummins (breasts) (Picture), Debi Sue Voorhees (breasts, butt) (Picture), Rebecca Wood (breasts) (Picture)
Friday the 13th Part IV (1984) was billed as the final chapter, but it was soon followed by Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning, despite Jason’s incineration death in the previous film. The boy who killed him is recovering in a mental ward, but suddenly those around him start perishing from giant knife wounds. The body count is high, even for a Friday the 13th slasher, but the hot-body count is even higher. Rebecca Wood gets things started by giving viewers wood when she flashes her jugs in the mirror. Debi Sue Voorhees, no relation to Jason Voorhees we assume, makes the mistake of having sex, which is always fatal in these movies, but at least we get to see her come before she goes. And Juliette Cummins will have the Romeos in the audience coming when she exposes her itty-bitty titties before getting killed. One of the moist skinful of the skingoria series, Friday the 13th, Part 5 should be subtitled A Nude Beginning.

Friday the 13th (2009)
STUDIO: Warner
NUDE: Willa Ford (breasts) (Picture), Julianna Guill (breasts, butt) (Picture), America Olivo (breasts) (Picture)
A “reboot” of the blockbuster film franchise that began with the 1980 slasher classic of the same name, Friday the 13th compresses the plots of the first two films into one. The story begins with the original revenge killings perpetrated by Pamela Voorhees (Nana Visitor) after the supposed drowning death of her young son Jason (Caleb Guss), then flashes forward to when the adult Jason (Derek Mears) is stalking the woods of Camp Crystal Lake and killing every teenager he finds. As the bodies pile up, we get to see skin from Julianna Guill, America Olivo, and Willa Ford, who bounces her boobs doing some topless waterskiing. Friday the 13th will be your lucky day!