SKINcoming DVDs for May 26, 2009

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of May 26, 2009.

Children of Men—Blu-Ray (2006)
STUDIO: Universal
NUDE: Claire-Hope Ashitey (breasts) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: In the future, no one will be a baby. That's because in the year 2027, as depicted in the acclaimed sci-fi drama Children of Men, humanity has become incapable of reproducing. As various bands of radicals duke it out with England's totalitarian government, a miraculously pregnant woman (Claire-Hope Ashitey) is discovered, and then it's up to a former dissident (Clive Owen) to usher her to safety. Bleak, powerful, exciting, and unique, Children of Men is a mindblower with just enough nakedness from mom-to-be Claire-Hope to make the dystopia on screen go down easy.

Crazy Girls Undercover (2008)
STUDIO: Monarch
NUDE: Simona Fusco (breasts) (Picture), Nikki Schieler Ziering (breasts) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: A group of female spies go undercover as strippers in Las Vegas to catch a band of terrorist slave traders in the erotic thriller Crazy Girls Undercover. Led by a secret agent who is posing as the owner of the Crazy Girls Review, the ladies set out to capture the man responsible for the murder of their boss’s wife and child. There’s not as much nudity here as one would expect, but Nikki Schieler Ziering does bare both boobs during a roll in the hay. Nikki’s searingly hot!

Easy Virtue (2008)
STUDIO: Ealing Studios
NUDE: Kimberley Nixon (bush, butt)
THE SKINNY: Jessica Biel and Ben Barnes are Larita and John, a mismatched pair of newlyweds in the romantic comedy Easy Virtue, based on a 1924 play by Noel Coward. After Larita’s husband kicks her out for suspected infidelity, she goes to the Riviera and meets John Whittaker, who marries her and takes her back home to meet his stuffy English family. Larita’s mother-in-law (Kristin Scott Thomas) dislikes her instantly, and even more so after learning about her past. As the dry humor starts to roll, we see Biel’s boobs in a bra and some quick upskirt bush from Kimberley Nixon. Not wearing underwear—that’s an easy virtue.

Killshot
STUDIO: Weinstein Co.
NUDE: Alexis Butler (breasts) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: After she witnesses a crime, Carmen Colson (Diane Lane) and her soon-to-be-ex-husband Wayne (Thomas Jane) are sent into witness protection in the thriller Killshot. But as they settle into their new lives and try to rebuild their relationship, the couple is being stalked by two hitmen (Mickey Rourke and Joseph Gordon-Levitt) who want them dead. As the plot unfolds, we get to see Diane and Rosario Dawson in their underwear as well as the naked knockers of Alexis Butler and Killshot turns into a money shot!

Philippe Garrel x 2
STUDIO: Zeitgeist
NUDE: Brigitte Sy (right breast) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: I Can No Longer Hear the Guitar (1991): The French drama I Can No Longer Hear the Guitar takes place in 1968 Paris and stars Benoit Regent as Gerard, a hash-smoking hippie with an unrequited love for a Nordic beauty named Marianne (Johanna ter Steege). Marianne is based on real-life Nordic beauty Nico, superstar in Andy Warhol's factory, sometime Velvet Underground singer, and long-time girlfriend of the film's director, Philippe Garrel. Amidst all the turbulence, we get a quick look at Brigitte Sy’s left teat. You’ll be too arrested by her bare-breasted showing to even listen for a guitar.

Powder Blue—Blu-Ray (2009)
STUDIO: Image
NUDE: Jessica Biel (breasts, butt) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: In August of 2007, the news that Jessica Biel, best known for her role as a goody-goody preacher’s daughter on the squeaky-clean drama 7th Heaven, was going to play a stripper who actually got naked in her next film set the Internet on fire. But as the months passed with no proof, interest began to flag. Finally in early 2009, images of Jessica’s jugs on stage appeared on the web and the crowds went wild. Powder Blue finally got a limited theatrical release in late April that year and came out on DVD May 26th. The film chronicles the intersection of an unlikely group of people one Christmas Eve in Los Angeles. Biel, at the center of the tale, is Rose Johnny, a stripper with a terminally ill son. Patrick Swayze is Velvet Larry, the sleazy owner of the club where she dances, and Eddie Redmayne is Qwerty Doolittle, a mortician who falls in love with her. Rounding out the cast are Kris Kristofferson, who plays a mob boss, Ray Liotta as Biel’s father, who used to work for Kristofferson, producer Forrest Whitaker as a former priest, and Alejandro Romero as a transsexual hooker with whom Whitaker shares a special bond. And yes, we do finally get to see the Biel boobs and the Biel butt as she makes out with a naked guy and pours candle wax on her topless tits. You’ll be getting some whacks in yourself!

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves—Extended Cut—Blu-Ray (1991)
STUDIO: Warner Bros.
NUDE: Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio (butt) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is the dark version of the classic rousing tale. The forest seems to be in perpetual midnight and the castle interiors are gloomy, dank places. Kevin Costner plays Robin as a tortured guerilla in tights, and the gore is a bloody joy to behold in what is surprisingly sold as a family picture. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio plays Maid Marian, and Robin wants to make her, but so does the evil sheriff, who tries to force himself on her spread-eagle goodness. Whose bow and arrow will finally piece the fair maidenhead? Bet on Robin's Hood.

True Romance—Unrated—Blue-Ray (1993)
STUDIO: Warner Bros.
NUDE: Patricia Arquette (breasts) (Picture)
THE SKINNY: Christian Slater is comic-book-store employee and Sonny Chiba fan Clarence Worley in the Quentin Tarantino-penned crime flick True Romance. After he marries his hooker girlfriend (Patricia Arquette) and steals her pimp’s (Gary Oldman) cocaine, Clarence finds himself being hunted by a slew of bad guys including Christopher Walken and James Gandolfini. But the true romance comes when we get a peek at Patricia’s peaks through the bubbles in a tub.