Skincoming DVDs for October 13, 2009

Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

Screwballs (1983)—Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Severin
NUDE: Astrid Brandt (breasts, butt), Kim Cayer (breasts), Raven De La Croix (breasts), Terrea Foster (breasts), Jennifer Inch (breasts), Linda Shayne (breasts), Linda Speciale (breasts)
It’s easy to tell when you’ve met a fellow fan of this great forgotten ’80s teen sex comedy. Just mention strip bowling or the sacred name Purity Busch. After all, anyone who’s seen the film knows that Screwballs (1983) is the essential epic of horny high-school kids stuck in the early 1960s. The young male adults of T&A High are dedicated to getting into the pants of Miss Busch, renowned as the only virgin left in the high school. And if that sounds hard to believe, you’ll change your mind after you see how quick the other girls are to shed their clothes, including Jennifer Inch and Linda Shayne—not to mention the mature Raven De La Croix.

Dinosaur Valley Girls (1996)
STUDIO: Tempe
NUDE: Denise Ames (breasts), Arkeni (breasts), Griffin Drew (breasts, butt), Donna Spangler (breasts), Michelle Stanger (breasts), Lauren Vea (breasts)
To select as one's entertainment a motion picture titled Dinosaur Valley Girls (1996) is to hold certain inalienable expectations. You will want to see amusingly shoddy thunder lizards from prehistoric times. This movie delivers. You will want to see the cavewomen of the title. And you get them too. Most importantly, you have the right to witness these Neanderthal-era knockouts in fur bikinis and other such skimpy attire--and out of it too. Here is where Dinosaur Valley Girls truly shines. It'll put a saber tooth in your loincloth.

Gnaw (2008)
STUDIO: Dark Sky
NUDE: Julia Vandoorne (breasts)
The British cannibal horror-comedy Gnaw (2008) follows a group of six friends as they go to stay at a house in the countryside only to find out that it’s a weekend dinner party and they’re the main course. Also on the menu are the bloody milk jugs of Julia Vandoorne as she waits to be carved up with a chainsaw. Bet you’d like to gnaw on those!

The Hunger: Complete 2nd Season
STUDIO: E1 Entertainment
NUDE: Daniela Akerblom (breasts), Maria Bertrand (breasts), Sabrina Boudot (breasts), Sarain Boylan (breasts), Marie-Josée Colburn (breasts), Irene Contogiorgis (breasts), Giannina Facio (breasts), Kim Feeney (FFN, butt), Soo Garay (breasts, butt), Simone-Elise Girard (breasts, butt), Rachel Hayward (breasts, butt), Anne Lishman (FFN, butt), Nancy-Ann Michaud (breasts), Lisa Bronwyn Moore (breasts), Anne Nahabedian (FFN, butt), Daniela Olivieri (breasts), Alice Poon (breasts), Stellina Rusich (breasts), Victoria Sanchez (breasts), Polly Shannon (breasts), Genevieve St-Amour (breasts), April Telek (breasts, butt)
Inspired by the 1983 big-screen lesbian vampire classic of the same name, Showtime’s late-night chiller series The Hunger mixed eerie supernatural doings with intense sexual explorations. Each installment was introduced by intense British thespian Terence Stamp and featured regular appearances by David Bowie—who co-starred in the original film (as a vampire, but not a lesbian)—toward the end of its run. Any time spookiness meets boobiness, we’ve got a hunger to drink it all in.

Infestation (2009)
STUDIO: First Look
NUDE: Kinsey Packard (breasts)
After Cooper (Chris Marquette) awakens to find himself trapped in a giant sticky web and facing an evil-looking giant beetle, he finds himself in a world taken over by monster insects in the horror-comedy Infestation (2009). Cooper soon teams up with some other survivors of the insect apocalypse, including busty blonde Kinsey Packard, who gets tearful and topless with her man in front of a fire. It’s a skinfestation!

Lovejoy: The Complete Collection
STUDIO: BBC
NUDE: Cassie Stuart (breasts, butt)
Ian McShane plays the titular role of an antiques dealer who has a knack for spotting hidden treasures in the UK TV series Lovejoy. Even if you don't know antiques, you'll be able to appreciate guest star Lysette Anthony‘s treasure chest in the episode called "Love Play or Save Me." Well, playing sounds lovely; save me some!

The Mistress Club (1999)
STUDIO:
NUDE: Kris Andre (breasts), Griffin Drew (breasts, butt), Susan Hale (breasts, butt), Shauna O'Brien (breasts), Kira Reed (breasts, bush, butt)
Tired of their hump-happy husbands’ sextra-marital affairs, three foxy friends (softcore sex kittens Shauna O'Brien, Griffin Drew, and Kira Reed) teach their philandering spouses a lesson in The Mistress Club (1999). Forming a girly group of the same name, the vixens get their vengeance by meeting weekly to assess each other's ass-ets and decide which men in their life with be the next recipients of their random randiness. Griffin’s groan grinding with the cable guy and pool boy are the ultimate in wet-and-wild skinema, sweetly putting the blue in blue collar (and blue balls!). When these wanton wives give their husbands their just deserts, you’re in for some tasty teats yourself!

Natural Born Killers: Director’s Cut (1994)—Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Warner Bros.
NUDE: Lorraine Farris (breasts), Juliette Lewis (left breast)
Cheers to Woody Harrelson for blowing away his beer-addled TV persona for the rampaging murderer in Oliver Stone's Natural Born Killers (1994). Juliette Lewis is along for the Quentin Tarantino-penned ride as his crazy lover. Together they get off on killing and then get off on one another, along the way creating a media frenzy of satiric proportions. Things go from kooky to bizarro after the two are apprehended and continue to spiral into wacko-land and explode in a blood-drenched climax. Meanwhile, audiences will come watching a frisky and fun-loving Juliette always wrapped around her rampaging Romeo. She's a natural born killer of sperm.

Offspring (2009)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Leigh Feldpausch (breasts, bush, butt), Ahna Tessler (FFN, butt)
Amy Halbard and Claire Carey are fighting for their lives after being captured, along with their infant children, by a clan of cannibals led by a young blonde wild-child named Eartheater (Jessica Butler) in the 2009 fright flick Offspring. Flesh is definitely on the menu when we get to see full nudity from kinky self-flagellating babe Leigh Feldpausch and Ahna Tessler, who learns the true meaning of being “eaten out” from a ravenous cannibal. Offspring will have you doing an up-spring.

The Stepfather (1987)
STUDIO: Shout! Factory
NUDE: Jill Schoelen (breasts, butt)
Brought to life from a screenplay by acclaimed caper/suspense/crime novelist Donald E. Westlake, The Stepfather (1987) is a scary, dramatically tense tale of a man who pretends to be something he is not—sane and non-homicidal. Every teenage girl, especially the athletically trim brunette ones with the sensually angelic faces and ripe to bursting swellings of flesh fruit, has reason to worry when her single mother takes up with and marries a new man. The audience is aware that the new stepfather is a psycho who butchered his entire family and has come to a new state under an assumed name to assemble their replacements. But no one in the film seems to suspect anything untoward, other than the stepdaughter. So she’s got to go. Terrific acting all around in an engrossing thrill spill.

The Terror Pack—Sheitan (2006)
STUDIO: Palisades Tartan
NUDE: Aurore Faurois (breasts, butt), Roxane Mesquida (breasts)
The French thriller Sheitan (2006) focuses on a gaggle of good-looking youths who leave a nightclub after a night of partying and stumble across a Satan-worshipping shepherd. This wild-and-literally-wooly sex-and-violence-filled cult favorite features Vincent Cassel in an over-the-top turn, as well as knockout nudity from its crème-de-la-crème female cast members.