Skincoming DVDs for October 27, 2009

Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009)
STUDIO: Fox
NUDE: Louise Cliffe (breasts), Emma Clifford (breasts)
A group of traveling companions gets lost in the backwoods of West Virginia and falls victim to a band of vicious cannibals in the straight-to-DVD horror sequel Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009). Filmed in Bulgaria with British actors, this slasher flick makes a right turn when busty brunette Louise Cliffe doffs her top and shows off her 32D’s before she gets shot through the left one with an arrow. Bullseye!

Hanna D. - La ragazza del Vondel Park (1984)
STUDIO: Severin
NUDE: Ann-Gisel Glass (FFN, butt), Karin Schubert (breasts, butt)
The eponymous heroine of Hanna D. - La ragazza del Vondel Park (1984) is the product of an abusive, alcoholic home. Hitting the streets to escape, she runs afoul of local prostitutes who suspect her of encroaching on their territory. Salvation comes in the form of a pimp who falls in love with Hanna and promises to make her life better. There is plenty of skin in this for everyone, including multiple full-frontal bombardments by Ann-Gisel Glass.

Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)—Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Blue Underground
NUDE: Cristina Galbó (breasts), Jeannine Mestre (breasts)
Beardo biker Ray Lovelock is taking his Bee Gees hair out for some air when he has a little mishap with hippie Cristina Galbó and ends up having to finish his ride through the countryside in her car. Thus begins Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974), one of the earliest of the ample zombie romps that rose to conquer screens after the success of Night of the Living Dead (1968)—and, just as with that film, this flesh-chomping flick has a few sociopolitical bones to pick. Seems that people on the outskirts of Manchester have been messing with Mother Nature, and the bitch has returned the favor by siccing the undead on humanity's scrumptious head. The corpse of a recently drowned vagabond is the first to rise up and screw with the living . . . and Cris is a witness! But cop Arthur Kennedy doesn't much like longhairs, and he thinks Cris's junkie sis is the murderer. Abandoned by the Big Bad Establishment, Ray and Cris set out to stop the zombies on their own.

Night of Death! (1980)
STUDIO: Synapse Films
NUDE: Betty Beckers (left breast), Isabelle Goguey (breasts), Charlotte de Turckheim (FFN, butt)
Isabelle Goguey is Martine, a young nurse who gets a job at a creepy nursing home with a terrible secret in the French gorefest Night of Death! (1980). As it turns out, the reason that the residents of the nursing home have reached such an advanced age is their diet of human flesh, and Martine is set to be their next meal. Also on the menu are the steamed coconuts of Betty Beckers and rump roast, breast meat, and tuna taco from Charlotte de Turckheim. Now that’s a feast fit for a cannibal.


Night of the Creeps: Director’s Cut (1986)—Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Sony
NUDE: Jill Whitlow (breasts)
Geeky best pals Chris (Jason Lively) and J.C. (Steve Marshall) are pledging a fraternity so that J.C. can impress sexy coed Cynthia (Jill Whitlow) in the classic '80s horror flick Night of the Creeps (1986). As part of their initiation, the guys steal a frozen corpse, not knowing that it’s the body of a teen who axe murdered his girlfriend because he was possessed by brain slugs from outer space. The worst part is, the brain slugs are still in his body in a state of suspended animation and are set free when he thaws out. The movie also features some skin from Jill, making it a night of the peeps.

Perestroika (2009)
STUDIO: Strand
NUDE: Jicky Schnee (breasts)
Sam Robards is Sasha Greenberg, an astrophysicist who has spent the past 17 years working in the United States and is invited back to Moscow for a speaking engagement in the drama Perestroika (2009). Witnessing all the changes that have happened in Russia since he left gets the scientist pondering life and the nature of the cosmos. You’ll be pondering something else when you see Jicky Schnee bare first her right planetoid and then her left. Now that’s a pair-o-stroikas!

Shameless, Tasteless: Trash Cinema From The Soviet Underground—The Killer Bra (2009)
STUDIO: Troma
NUDE: Emily Dix (breasts), Gergana Zabunova (breasts)
When an overenthusiastic lingerie shopper accidentally kills another woman in a fight over a bra, the dead woman’s ghost inhabits the bra and sets out to take revenge on her killer in the horror-comedy short The Killer Bra (2009). What’s really killer about this bra is its propensity to fly off of women’s chests, baring the boobs of Emily Dix and Gergana Zabunova.