Smile! Lilly Allen Has Threesome with Lesbian Twins

Where’s Carter Stevens When You Need Him?

Inspired either by the bisexual Ikki Twins, Rikki and Vikki on MTV’s A Double Shot at Love or by Teenage Twins director Carter Stevens’s recent induction into the AVN Hall of Fame, British pop star Lily Allen has come out about her own “three-way lesbian romp with twins.”

“I did once snog identical twins in San Diego,” recalls Lily, “I was on the sofa and I had them both. I was dancing and shoving my ass on one of them. That’s the only time, but I have lesbian dreams a lot.”

"I do have wet dreams—lesbian dreams—quite a lot," she adds.

That makes 6 billion of us.

We may never know the names of lesbians licking Lilly’s lap, but there are some distinct possibilities.

The Ikki twins themselves are definitely on the list, as are the infamous twincestuous Indian sistes so popular on all the porn sites.

But so are the Milton Twins and the Simpson Twins, both of whom have demonstrated their taste for tuna with numerous willing babes and sometimes, each other.

Whoever they lucky lesbos in San Diego were, Lily can be sure that, given the large amounts of fertility drugs women started ingesting in the last 18 years, there is no shortage of monozygotic muff-munchers ready to make Lilly’s wet dreams come true.