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The celebrity nudity blowout Spread (2009) just hit DVD and currently stands as a serious contender to win Breast Picture of 2009 at Mr. Skin’s upcoming Anatomy Awards.
Hot highlights of this ultra-explicit sex comedy include Rachel Blanchard nude while getting shaved, Sonia Rockwell nude in a football helmet, and Anne Heche nude with Ashton Kutcher kissing her where it counts.
In honor of all this spectacular nudity, we are holding a contest.
To enter, leave a caption in our comments section to accompany this photo of Anne Heche and Ashton Kutcher.
Our favorite caption will win our exclusive Spread prize package:
1 official full-sized Spread poster autographed by stars Anne Heche and Ashton Kutcher
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The winning caption will be announced on Friday, November 13, 2009, and the winner will be notified by email.
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Sorry about that one, couldn't resist. :-)
I did, I REALLY like Anne Heche. :-)
(being the psycho dingbat that Anne Heche is)
- Marc
NudeMoon.com (skin affiliate)
Have I tripped the Spam software yet?
I don't know if you'll trip the spam software or not, but you're sure tipping the scales in quantity of words put into one blog for MrSkin.com. That's an all-time new record. Somewhere Guinness is looking you up right now for a spot in their World Records book.
There are NO limits on how many entries a single participant can post.
If something looks like spam or is utterly unusable (nonsense words, etc), we will delete.
But MIKKJ1's batting average is way over .500, with quite a few real gems among his output.
Both of you -- and everyone else out there -- should keep these captions coming!
I must admit though, it makes one keen and sharp in trying to keep up with each and every one, since they come in at such a resounding speed.
O.K., I'm done for a while ;-)
2. "How to beat the spread."
2. "How to fail a Lamaze class - unless this is the teacher."
I intend to win on volume. :-)
Really, gotta give him some credit, here.
I'm running out christopher, you can relax. :-) I'm a bit of a writer, and when my head gets locked on to a particular scenario, all the possible permutations pop up.
Sorry Ellen, Anne - big fan. ;-)
"Thumg cwamp! Thung cwamp!"
Anne Heche has always inspired me. :-)
be here oooooooo.
If it was my decision, I would declare this contest over and make MIKKJ1 the winner by TKO.
1. "Anne of a Thousand Lays"
2. "Anne of Green Gobbles"
3. "I thought you said - "Emily's Dick and Son."
My apologies. :-)
Thanks, Henny.
You didn't have to say it twice!
"I didn't...didn't...didn't" (Echo)
"My God! It's full of stars! B through D list stars, but look at how many of them!"
Yep, there it it is. My dignity. Thanks for keeping it safe for me. What's with all the cars?
Yeah, I'd like a Whopper with cheese - hold the pickle."
For the SNL fans. :-)
I say you're going to win, because there's no way Skin Central is going to go against you and pick somebody else. That would be worse than making you do all that hard work for nothing. Am I right or am I right?
"Angel, open wide your pearly gates to Heaven. I want to taste the rainbow."
I know -- corny, but that's because all the masterful ones have already been taken by MIKKJ1.
Oh well, Bend and stretch, reach for the sky..."
Anne "I hope he thought that was a queef"
" what'll do?"
" use your head! "
" ok "