Spread Caption Contest: We Have a Winner!

Earlier this week, we posted a still photo of Anne Heche from Spread (2009), the front-runner to take Breast Picture honors at Mr. Skin’s upcoming Anatomy Awards.

Then we asked you to write a funny, sexy, or just all-around clever caption to go along with the image.

You responded with more than 320 captions, and there were far more crack-ups than clunkers. But even those that induced groans were awesome!

Still, there can only be one first-place finisher, so our Spread prize package goes to a visitor calling himself Jerry, who wrote:

“I am almost done filling my Anne Heche blow up doll!”

Congratulations, Jerry! You’ve won a Spread poster autographed by Anne Heche and Ashton Kutcher, a Spread t-shirt, and Spread on Blu-Ray.

Other captions utilized the idea of an Anne Heche blow-up doll, but Jerry’s was first and it really made us laugh.

That stated, honorable mention must go to contributor MIKKJ1, who composed literally dozens of worthwhile entries. Our favorite MIKKJ1 quip is:

“Now hum ‘I Am Woman!’”

For your efforts, MIKKJ1, we’d like to send you a copy of the just-published Mr. Skin’s Skincyclopedia: The A-to-Z Guide to Finding Your Favorite Actresses Naked, Second Edition.

Skincredible thanks to all who participated. We’ll be running more caption contests regularly here on the Mr. Skin Blog.

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