Posts tagged with Artie Lange

Comedian Reveals Aural Fixation with Married With Children Star

Howard Stern sidekick and Friend of Skin Artie Lange reveals in his new autobiography, Too Fat to Fish, that he pleasured himself to the sound of Christina Applegate talking on the other side of his dressing room wall when she was a guest on Mad TV.

"Like a moth to the flame, I got up and stood right behind the door," Artie recalls. "Just the sound of her talking about the most boring, everyday aspects of her wardrobe was too much for me."

So much in fact, that the Beer League star had to take splatters into his own hands.

Read more after the spank.

Ranae Shrider Shills for The Porn Star Discovery Contest, Gets Likened to Frank Serpico by Artie Lange

Ranae Shrider, the former lover of Austin Powers co-star Verne Troyer, sat in with The King of All Media today to promote the X-rated competition site Porn Star Discovery.

Among the topics Howard and the gang covered were Ranae and Troyer meeting at a Playboy Mansion shindig, a lack of fellatio and feeling of any penetration during the couple’s lovemaking, the sonic qualities of dwarf orgasm, and the homemade porn video, Sex With Mini-Me.

After a plug for Porn Star Discovery, Artie Lange paid Ranae a compliment in the form of telling her she physically resembled famed 1970s NYPD whistle-blower Frank Serpico.

Mr. Skin to Lange: “Go Artie!”

Comedian, star of Beer League, and Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange, a long-time friend of Mr. Skin, decided to skip his planned appearance on Bob Saget’s Comedy Central Roast this weekend and checked himself into an intensive outpatient treatment center for help with his addictions. Read more after the cut.

Artie Lange Loves Naked Marisa Tomei. See Why (and How)!

Beloved, behemoth, beachfront-home-owning Howard Stern Show sidekick and all-around hilarity-maker Artie Lange recently proclaimed his profound passion for Marisa Tomei's ta-tas. Mr. Skin is delighted to deliver the topless goods!

The good-hearted, gargantuan Garden State goombah has long been one of Mr. Skin’s favorites, and so, in extra special honor of Artie’s recent return from cracking up the troops (in a good way) in Afghanistan, let us give the great man what he wants (other than meatballs, Jack Daniels, prostitutes, unmarked prescription pads, good odds on the American League in the All-Star Game, and a sequel to Beer League).

Marisa Tomei nude in Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead--Mr. Skin’s pick for the very breast nude scene of 2007--follows after the cut (somebody please show Artie how to click “MORE” below. Thank you, J.D.)

As I was listening to Howard Stern this morning, I was shocked along with everyone else at the way Artie Lange's disagreement over money with his assistant Teddy resulted in a violent explosion on his part and subsequent resignation from the show. As a huge fan of the show, and of Artie in particular--especially after viewing the hi-def nudity in the new, Blu-Ray edition DVD of Beer League!--I'm distressed at the thought of his actually leaving the air. I know all the other fans are with me when I say that the Stern show wouldn't be the same without him, and I sincerely hope he can work out whatever difficulties he's having presently. And most importantly, I hope that he comes back from Amsterdam in one piece and is back on the air after the break!