Posts tagged with B-movie

If You Can’t Masturbate, Decapitate!

Ah my friends, welcome back to Castle Rackula. I wasn’t expecting you this early!

You’ve caught me watching one of my old favorites, Dracula Exotica with Vanessa del Rio and my dear friend Randy West. But that actually brings me to the point of this week’s visit.

When I was a young boy in pre-Christian Mamsylvania, my friends and I used to steal the erotic etchings of Messalina getting gang-banged by the senate that the Roman soldiers carried and hide them under our straw mattresses to look at by candlelight when everyone else was asleep.

Incidentally, the real Messalina was never as hot as Anneka Di Lorenzo (AKA Marjorie Lee Thoreson) was in Caligula. But then, the real Messalina would never have sued Bob Guccione for sexual harassment.

Pornography has come a long way since the days of the Roman Empire. And today’s porn stars, while they may not have the political pull that Messalina did, do have more star power.

And sometimes they use that star power to make the jump from creamed teens to scream queens. Here are few of my favorites.

Read more after the bite.

Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops.

This day in 1978 saw the release of the most notorious grindhouse flick of all time: I Spit on Your Grave, aka Day of the Woman.

Inspired by the director’s experience helping a rape victim in New York, I Spit on Your Grave stars silent film star Buster Keaton’s grand-niece Camille Keaton as a writer who is secluding herself in a cabin in the woods when a four men brutally attack her and tear up her manuscript.

After she recovers, the victim takes her revenge by hunting down and killing her attackers, hanging one, castrating one in a hot tub, killing another with an axe, and disemboweling the last with the propeller of a motorboat.

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Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 6: Misty Mundae

Any regular visitor of Mr Skin knows that we just can’t get enough of Misty Mundae.

Aside from Misty Mundae’s overall superhuman star-power and sharp wit and wonderful way of never hesitating to get naked (while always hesitating to shave her deliciously full-bloomed bush), the A-cupped B-movie skinstation supplied our first-ever Skinterview, and she’s since been the subject of countless reviews, feature stories, and even an appropriately unnerving column by McBeardo.

To look at Misty Mundae is to understand how she conquered the world of outlaw cinema so quickly and so thoroughly. That her most memorable roles have turned up (and on) in the realm of horror makes her a scream queen of the highest -- and hottest -- order.

Click the pic to learn more and see Misty Mundae nude.

"What Pam Grier was to blaxploitation movies, what Bruce Lee was to kung fu movies, what Burt Reynolds was to good-ol'-boy movies, Rainbeaux Smith was to cheerleader movies. She truly has, without trying whatsoever, a Marilyn Monroe quality. She doesn't look like Monroe at all; she just has that kind of vacantness. She's not so much acting as she is existing. Imagine Marilyn Monroe as kind of a '70s hippie junky, then you kind of have Rainbeaux Smith." -- Quentin Tarentino

And on this date in 2002, the remarkable beauty who loomed so ethereal that the world naturally called her “Rainbeaux” departed this mortal coil.

Learn more and mourn with Mr Skin after the jump.

Softcore wonder-waif Misty Mundae may have re-skin-vented herself as the relatively less often naked and lezzing-it-up scream-queen Erin Brown, but certainly she could never inflict existential angst upon Man Mountain McBeardo, could she?

Of course she can.

Look at her.

Look at him.

Cripes.

Dark Lord, have Mercy.

Click the pic to learn the (w)hole Misty Mundae naked truth.

Fans Prepare to Work Their Joysticks to Joanna’s Latest Appearance

Porn star and longtime Friend of Skin Joanna Angel directs and stars in a segment of the new horror-themed video game Slumber Party Slaughterhouse.

The player takes on the role of a dead high school geek named Paul Tard who accidentally electrocutes himself looking at Internet porn in the bathroom because he wasn’t invited to his friends’ graduation party.

Read more after the jump.

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 14: Brinke Stevens

Brinke Stevens debuted nude in the feminist-created Slumber Party Massacre (1982) and, 29 naked film appearances later, unveiled her frighteningly sexy bare body mo(i)st recently in Zombiegeddon (2003).

San Diego-born Brinke has actually turned up (and on) in 119 (1) movies to date, with her first being the whacked-out, Bert I. Gordon-produced black-magic freak-fest Necromancy (1972), starring Orson Welles!

Now that is a body of work for a Scream Queen.

On top(less) of those skin-pressive, just consider exactly which movies showcase Brinke in the buff. Among them are: Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity, Nightmare Sisters, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, The Jigsaw Murders, Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge, Haunting Fear, Scream Queen Hot Tub Party, Teenage Exorcist, and Demon Lust.

Click the skin-itiation pic to see Brinke Stevens nude.