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Masturbators’ Hopes Dashed Like Those of Chargers Fans

For the last three years, sports fans disappointed with the distinct lack of titillation in Super Bowl halftime entertainment following the Janet Jackson incident have had a sexy alternative: the Lingerie Bowl.

Clad only in helmets, pads (the football kind), and lingerie to match their team colors, supermodels like Jenny McCarthy, Angie Everhart, and Cindy Margolis have engaged in full contact American football, with all the attendant grunts, huddles, tackles, three-point stances, and lesbian makeouts.

But this year, a truly bizarre disagreement with a venue has led to the cancellation of the event and a lot of disappointment.

Read the full story after the jump.