Posts tagged with Christmas

Welcome back to Castle Rackula for the third and final installment of my Horny Holiday Horrors series. This will be my last post of the year as I am preparing for my annual Holiday Trip to a secret island in the Caspian Sea where I join a few of my powerful Hollywood friends to hunt the most dangerous game: human beings we found on Craigslist.

But I will be back in 2009 with an expanded blog and a new commitment to Twittering. So if you’re not already following me on Twitter, don’t waste another precious moment.

But without further ado, I bring you three more Christmas-themed slasher movies with nudity.

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Jenna's Stocking's Stuffed . . . with Twins

We wish you a merry tit-mas! Porn star and all-around hot babe Jenna Jameson released some brand-new pictures of her gorgeously burgeoning baby belly on her MySpace profile today in the form of some holiday "cards".

Jenna's the kind of gift breast seen unwrapped, but as she's currently pregnant with twins, we forgive her for wearing an objectionable amount of clothing for these shots.

Housing those lucky babies in her womb is making Jenna look bouncier, bigger, better, and sexier than ever.

We can't help wishing WE were the ones sliding down Jenna's chimney. Tito Ortiz, you lucky schmuck.

Welcome back my friends, to Castle Rackula and thanks to all of you who are following on Twitter. Sorry I don’t update more often, but these Internet trice are hard for a 1200-year-old dog like me to learn

The Christmas Season marches on, even her in Mamsylvania, and as promised, this week’s column will be dedicated to the sequels of the classic Santa slasher flick Silent Night, Deadly Night.

So put on a yule log. heat up some eggnog and prepare to jingle some bells.

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