Posts tagged with Dancing with the Stars

Former Hef Girlfriend turns Dance Competition into a Foxtrot

Early in the rehearsals process for this season of Dancing with the Stars, poetess and pop star Jewel, who would have been competing against her cowpoke husband Ty Murray, has injured her knee and will likely drop out of the running.

On her blog, Jewel complained, “Yuck! It’s mainly my left knee, and I can’t believe I hurt it so badly. Ty warned me I was over doing it, and now he got a big ol’ ‘I told you so’ in.”

The cryptic blog entry about what hard-on-the knees activity Jewel was overdoing is hard to decipher, but “a big ol’ ‘I told you so’” is a well-known sexual euphemism in Jewel’s native Alaska.

Read more after the half-step uptown toodeloo.

Who Needs the Debate When TV Skin is So Great?

Countless people watched the final presidential debate this week, and Mr Skin wonders why, when these seven days were jam-packed with flesh-flashing babes on the small screen!

The HBO vampire show True Blood continued its reliable run of naked babes you'll want to sink your teeth into--Anna Paquin busted out screen skin for the first time in her career! And The Game showcased the chest-pieces of Brittany Daniel, Tia Mowry, and Wendy Raquel Robinson stuffed into teeny bikinis. Audrina Patridge also went the bikini route for The Hills, and classy lassy Christina Applegate created some comely pre-cancer cleavage in a lacy bra on Samantha Who?. Even Brooke Burke got in on the chesty fun by displaying some cleave in a very revealing Dancing with the Stars costume.

Prepare to cha-cha with yourself after the cut!

Bootylicious Bombshell Shows Off Sweet Coochie-Wedgie

Kim Kardashian, of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Dancing With the Stars and the most monstrously mouth-watering megaton seat-meat in Hollywood history, recently added another top-flight attribute to her Body of Wondrous Works -- proof that her Kar-gash-ian is every bit as tight and vacuum-packed as her mighty rump is robustly round and succulently super-sized.

Outside the studio where our Hindenburg-heinied heroine trains for Dancing With the Stars -- not, we hope, working her ass off -- a video camera caught Kim sporting a delectable sweat-pants camel toe.

Click the pic for a close-up you’ll want to lick, and check out the video at Hot Online News.

Dancing with the Stars Cast Shows Their Breast Side

This week the official contestant line-up of Dancing with the Stars was announced for the show's upcoming seventh season, which premieres on September 22nd. In the past the reality series has brought us butt flashes from High School Musical star Monique Coleman and pro hoofer Karina Smirnoff. This season Mr. Skin hopes for even more skin to make its way onto the small screen via the super sexy cast (and, no, we don't mean Lance Bass). After the cut, see the female cast members at their breast and barest.