Oktoberfest is currently in full swing, and the traditional balcony-boosting dirndl dress worn by Bavarian beer babes is certainly wunderbar. But if you can’t get your bratwurst over to Munich, you can still celebrate from the comfort of home with the best Bavarian babes ever to bare boobs right here at MrSkin.com. The Teutonic treats displayed by Diane Kruger, Heidi Klum and the rest of our Top 10 Hottest Naked German Stars will raise more than your beer stein!
Yeah, that was a bad pun. Even for us. But you know what's positively wunderbar? Mr. Skin's brand-spanking new Hottest German Celebs Nude playlist, featuring delicious Deutch dames like Saralisa Volm, Diane Kruger, Nastassja Kinski, and Heidi Klum in their birthday suits. So even if you can't make it to Munich for Oktoberfest this year, you can still sit back, pour yourself a frosty bier, and feast your eyes on the finest frauleins Germany has to offer. Prost!
Raise your glass to the Teutonic hotties on Mr. Skin's Hottest German Celebs Nude playlist now!
We're as patriotic as the next guy with an encyclopedic knowledge of celebrity nudity here at Mr. Skin, but there is one area where we admit that America has some catching up to do. Namely, the public nudity department. Here we can only show nipples in magazines that are kept in plastic bags and stashed behind the counter at 7/11, but in Germany Transformers: Dark of the Moon star Rosie Huntington-Whitely can go topless with a hint of pubes in a major publication like GQ-- no pixelation, cleverly placed props, or shame required. Your move, America.
This isn't Rosie's first time at the nude modeling rodeo-- and you can see her naked portfolio right here at the Mr. Skin blog!
She'd probably be pissed if she heard us say this (she's a professional attention-seeker, you see), but we had never heard of Micaela Schafer until she showed up at the Men in Black 3 premiere dressed in several dozen yards of what looked like VHS tape...and nothing else.
As it turns out, Micaela is basically the German equivalent of a Kim Kardashian (ok, more like a CoCo or an Adrianne Curry), a reality-show staple who spends her time between TV appearances getting her picture taken in as little as possible.
Most recently Micaela was spotted showing off her faux funbags on the German version of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! (above), but she's also been making quite a splash with her bizarre, barely-there red carpet ensembles. Good thing she's got the body to back them up.
See some of tight-bodied reality star Micaela Schafer's most outrageous ensembles after the jump!
We knew VHS would come back! It's just all on Micaela Shafer now.
Michaela caused quite a stir this week on the red carpet when she wore this outfit, consisting of little more than magnetic tape and a leather belt, to the European premiere of Men in Black 3.
If you haven't heard of Micaela (it's ok, we hadn't either), she is sort of the German equivalent of an Adrianne Curry- former Top Model reality-show contestant and current professional attention-seeker...and yes, that's areola peeking out there. Stay classy, Germany!
Of course, the best way to get attention is to take your clothes off entirely, so please give your full concentration to nude pics of Micaela Schafer after the jump!
Grindhouse's fake exploitation trailers have spawned more than their share of imitators, but as long as they remain as eye-poppingly topless as Infernal Nuns star Emmanuelle Collinet, then we're not complaining!
This Teutonic beauty has appeared on German TV and in several short films, but is just now making waves overseas with this fake exploitation trailer, a film school final project which has played at festivals across Europe and North America.
Emmanuelle makes her nude debut as Sister Marie Claire, whose mission of divine vengeance begins when an evil plague doctor tricks the innocent nun into offering the ailing Pope the holiest of waters....her breast milk! We're pretty sure her suckle stalks will cure what ails you, too.
We're praying this one goes the way of Machete (2010) and Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) and gets a full-length rendition soon. We'd certainly like to get another glimpse into Emmanuelle's Holy See...
Fast forward to 00:38 for the good part. Nice chalices, sister!
Want more skinful sisters? Then check out our heavenly selection of nunsploitation movies from Images in a Convent (1979) to Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010), right here at MrSkin.com!
Deutschland boober alles!
Clothes come down just like the Berlin Wall when these hot German celebs hit the screen! Join Diane Kruger, Heidi Klum, and the rest of our Top 10 Hottest Naked German Stars, and you'll be saying, "Heil hotties!"
Jennifer Lopez may be best known for her fabulous rear ass-ets, but last night she gave German boob tube viewers a reason to look front and center when she slipped a nip on, uh, das tv (ok, so Skin Central doesn't speak German). J-lo was on stage participating in a celebrity event for the German TV show Wetten Dass...? when she leaned forward, causing a nipple to fall out of the front of her flowy dress. We may not speak German, but we know it was Wunderbar!
More Jennifer Lopez nip slip pics after the jump!
