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The Kali Yug Marches On

Hollyscoop reports that red-hot supermodel Marisa Miller tried to pose nude for Playboy, but was turned down.

So the statuesque blonde posed for Perfect 10 instead. Then she became a Victoria’s Secret model and one of the most masturbated-to women in the world.

Struggling to make sense of it all, Mr Skin has proposed a theory that Marisa showed up to the Playboy offices on April 1st, and her dismissal was the result of an April Fool’s joke that went much, much too far.

Read more after the jump.