Posts tagged with Keely Hazell

Double-Barreled Page 3 Bombshell Keeley Hazell Gilds Herself Olympic Gold; Super-Nippled Supermodel Kate Moss Becomes a Golden Idol -- Literally!

Two of the UK’s all-time most luminous sex goddesses -- from opposite ends of the bust-size spectrum -- have turned into Golden Girls.

First, mega-mammaried nude model Keeley Hazell was painted gold in a two-gunned salute to the Olympics. Mr. Skin would like to place a lot more than mere medals on Keeley's champion chest!

Next month, the British Museum will unveil a golden statue of Kate Moss that it claims is the world’s largest “since ancient Egypt.”

Titled “Siren,” the massive Kate Moss figure will also sport the most mountainous nipples ever affixed to any inanimate object .

After the jump, get a look at the most valuable body parts of these UK T&A treasures.

Lindsay Lohan: Another day, another round of drop-dead gorgeous glam photos (True Scandals)

Jenna Jameson: Retired porn icon to release last (?) XXX film. (AVN)

Ana Kournikova: Fashion show cleavage (The Nip Slip), teeny gold bikini. (Egotastic)

Madonna: Classic 1992 Sex book leaked (get it?) online. (The Nip Slip)

Nuts Magazine picks 50 Hottest Blondes (Taxi Driver Movie)

Keely Hazell puts puts out ... her 2009 Lingerie Calendar. (Celebrity Pictorials)

Ice T’s hot Coco. (Hollywood Rag)