Kim Kardashian will pose for Playboy again … maybe. (Kim Kardashian)
Twilight vamp Ashley Greene shows near-tit. (Thighs Wide Shut)
Naomi Watts nude poses for painting. (IMDB)
Lily Allen sends sex toys to female friend. (Female First)
Jessica Alba gets cleavagey in booze ads. (Egotastic)
True Blood DVD release date announced. (TV Shows on DVD)
The girl with the gifted gluteus, reality star and sex tape queen Kim Kardashian, made history when she showed off her all-natural ass-ets in the December 2007 issue of Playboy.
We were hoping we'd get our Christmas wish and Kim would do a bootylicious redux this year, but to our extreme sadness and disappointment, Kim claims that not only will she not be in the mag this month, she'll never do it again! According to FemaleFirst, Kim says:
"It was a one-off. I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again."
Dear Kim:
As your biggest fans and admirers, we feel compelled to ask you to please reconsider. Think of all the sad little children who will wake up Christmas morning without a picture of your astonishing ass to look upon? You're ruining the holidays, Kim. You're breaking our hearts and you're ruining the holidays. Listen to reason. Your naked butt can heal this nation.
Love,
Your friends at Skin Central
P.S. Please?
As I prepared for a short week I found myself thinking of things that I'm thankful for this year. So as I breeze through my daily batch of my daily gossip blogs I made a list of stellar celebutardettes to thank. You never cease to amaze me...
Kim Kardashian’s mighty and magnificent bikini ass. (Celebrity Odor)
… complete with mouth-watering Kim Kardashian ass-crack! (Drunken Stepfather)
Brooke Hogan with camel toe and hooker boots. (Nip Slip)
New Nicole Kidman nip slip. (Hollywood Tuna)
Scarlett Johansson has no idea why Lindsay Lohan once called her a cunt. (Celeb Warship)
Chloe Sevigny bikini ass crack. (Drunken Stepfather)
Insanely hot unknown model topless at the beach in a see-through thong. DO NOT MISS! (WWTDD)
Ed Hardy lingerie fashion show. (WWTDD)
The naked truth on the UK's Georgina Baille scandal. (Fleshbot)
Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari bikini shots. (DRW)
Rebecca Loos topless in St. Tropez. (Taxi Driver Movie)
Vikki Blows, naked video game vixen. (Egotastic)
Miranda Kerr lingerie camel-toe. (Taxi Driver Movie)
8 popular songs inspired by celebrities. (The Frisky)
Tribute to girls with inverted nipples (like Neve Campbell). (Fleshbot)
Pirates II goes down … under. (AVN)
Kate Winslet turns down body double, turns us on by going nude. (Celebitchy)
Stacy Keibler in a bikini. (WWTD)
Beyonce wants to be a Bond girl (Female First)
Twilight star Ashley Green sexy pics in Maxim. (Yeeeah)
Victoria's Secret fashion show. (The Superficial)
Chloe Sevigny bikini pics. (The Superficial)
Russell Simmons exposes a woman's breast at beach. (Dlisted)
Rosario Dawson's grandma tricked her grandpa into seeing Rosario naked in Alexander. (NY Daily News)
As Count Rackula can tell you, Halloween is the sexiest day of the year. Women take to the streets in barely-clad get-ups, nip slips abound, and pursed lips are rimmed with blood and/or candy corn.
After being slightly miffed that sultry songbirds Christina Aguilera and Gwen Stefani both dressed as decidedly unsexy fried eggs this year, Mariah Carey and the juicy-assed Kim Kardashian have more than made up for this gaffe by strutting their stuff last night in some of the skimpiest costumes we've seen in years!
Kim channeled legendary beauty Lynda Carter and dressed as Wonder Woman. God only knows how she got that ripe rump into the teeny superheroine suit, but Kim's definitely putting the "asso" in "magic lasso".
After the cut, see what Mariah wore to bring tricks and teats.
Holly Madison is bowling for boobies. (Hollywood Tuna)
Marcia Brady tells all! (Celeb News Wire)
Kim Kardashian shakes her magnificently big butt at airport. (Taxi Driver Movie)
Lindsay Lohan launches legging line. (Hot Online News)
Spice Girls say they’ll get naked onstage. (Magamba)
Kelly Brook in a bikini, performing in the play Fat Pig. (Egotastic)
Nicolette Sheridan shows off bikini seat. (Egotastic)
Wrestling diva Mickie James is very nude. (Wrestling News Desk)
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