There was boob tube skin from all our usual suspects this weekend, but first... can you BELIEVE the nudity in the first season of Banshee?! It’s insane! Nudity in eight out of eight episodes! This week it was Ivana Milicevic and Lili Simmons battling it out for boob tube supremacy. Both babes are former models, and neither is shy about showing skin!
Ok, now that that's taken care of, Californication was satisfying MILF fantasies this week with Stacey Scowley as a mom who gives out hoover jobs in the Chuck E Cheese bathroom. Spartacus had a topless Jenna Lind playing hide the Roman candle, and Shameless featured the best look yet at Stephanie Fantauzzi’s fine form!
See pics after the jump!
The term "MILF" has become so commonplace (you can even hear it in this week's Mr. Skin Minute) that it's easy to forget that the term was popularized by American Pie (1999). And now that Universal is turning American Pie from a trilogy to a quadrilogy with their new movie American Reunion, they're reminding us who's boss in the hot moms department:
So submit your favorite hot mom to American Reunion's Break.com photo page now, and like they say you could win an iPad. Maybe you can put it next to the iPad you win from voting in our Whack-It Bracket and watch our American Pie Series: Every Nude Scene playlist on both at the same time. That'd be pretty cool.
UPDATE: We incorrectly stated in an earlier version of this post that the term "MILF" was invented by the movie American Pie, when it has been in use since the early '90s and was merely popularized by the film. We apologize for the mistake.
We featured lots of hot moms in honor of Mother's Day last week, but there can only be one Queen of the MILFs. After some stiff deliberations, Skin Central is proud to bestow this honor on Kay Parker, star of the classic incest porno Taboo (1980).
This British babe moved to San Francisco in the early '70s to kickstart her mainstream acting career, but Kay and her mammoth mams were destined for greater things. At the suggestion of her friend, porno actor John Leslie, Kay slowly backed into the skin game with clothed parts in a few of John's movies. Then in 1976, director Anthony Spinelli talked her into doing her first on-camera sex scene in Sex World; Kay's enthusiastic perv-formance (so enthusiastic, in fact, that she chipped a tooth) was an instant skinsation. Kay became one of the biggest porn stars of the late '70s, though she's best known now for her role in the incest porn Taboo (1980).
Kay's large, low-hanging hoots, round baby-making hips, and huge hairy bush made her a perfect choice for the role of Barbara Scott, a middle-aged mother recently separated from her husband. Sexually frustrated and lonely, Barbara goes on a date with a sleazy swinger, who takes the uptight housewife to an orgy. Though Barbara declines to participate in the daisy chain, she comes home all hot and bothered.
Waiting for Barbara in their generic suburban tract house is her teenage son Paul, whom she promptly seduces (that's the "taboo," for the elementary-school dropouts in the audience). We know, but Barbara doesn't, that her son spied on her in the shower earlier in the film- and the sparks between the two make their scenes together extremely sexciting. Kay has said many times in interviews that the sexual chemistry between her and Mike Ranger, who played her son, was very strong, despite the 10-12 year difference in their ages.
Kay went on to minor roles in Taboo 2, where she has sex with her son's best friend, and Taboo 3, where she mistakenly has sex with another, younger son, thinking it's Paul. Though Kay retired from porn in the 1980s, the Taboo series continues to be a cult favorite and has spawned a mind-boggling TWENTY-THREE skincestuous sequels featuring the likes of Amber Lynn and Ginger Lynn Allen.
Though she's no longer in the skin trade, Kay is still very popular among younger men with mother fantasies. Recently Kay has become something of a New Age guru, as laid out in her autobiography Taboo: Sacred, Don't Touch, which talks about her experiences both spiritual and sexual. In the book, mystic mama Kay says about Taboo: "[there were] truly mystical forces at work behind the whole endeavor." Skin Central couldn't agree more- when Kay Parker bares those twin torpedoes, we have a religious experience too!
But busty blond Devon Lee with her eye-popping 36DD knockerage still threw him for a loop.
The 2009 AVN Award Nominee for MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year and 2010 Nominee for Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene isn’t particular about where you poke your pork: " I love both anal and vag," she giggles. "And I do love creampies!" And now she can be seen doing what she does best on MrSkin.com.
And if you can't get enough of that wonderful hairless muff, just head on over to her official website DevonLee.com where she does webcam shows and fills all her hungry holes with meat-swords and plastic dongs for her fans.
MrSkin.com members can get 40% the monthly price of the site that features full-length downloadable movies, a new exclusive scene added every day and an opportunity for fans to message Devon one on one.
The only thing she can't do is bring the Kleenex!
At the Golden Globes last night, Hollywood must have finally figured out what Mr. Skin has been screaming at the top of his lungs for over a decade: Movies must always be about nudity and girl-on-girl sex.
If you're not going to put boobs in your movies, then go produce stage shows in Branson, Missouri.
Likewise, Annette Benning won Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy because she appeared in a movie with naked chicks and made out withJulianne Moore and Natalie Portman won Best Actress in a Drama for making out with Mila Kunis and in the hopes that it would encourage her to do more nudity in the future.
It even bleeds over into the Best Actor awards. Why do you think Paul Giamatti won for Barney's Version? Because it has T&A.
It's simple, Highly-Weird. If you want the Golden Globes, you'd better be showing us some.
Camille Grammer née Donatacci's naked porn past has finally caught up with her like a bad case of irritable bowel syndrome. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member, currently in the middle of a messy divorce from American Carol star Kelsey Grammer, has announced that she will not be returning to the reality series due to a series of malicious emails exposing her naked body of work from the 90s.
The chain of emails, bearing the subject line, “The Morally Corrupt Camille Donatacci Grammer” reveal Camille's naked performances in the softcore porn flicks Marilyn Chambers’ Bedtime Stories and The Naked Detective.
Believed to have been sent by one or more of the Beverly Hills housewives feuding with Camille, also contain the prophetic sentence, “In Beverly Hills, appearance is everything. And now, thanks to her scorned castmates, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Camille will be forever seen as an erotic film star.”
And if that doesn't do it, check out her full frontal shot on MrSkin.com.
The Screen Actor's Guild Awards recognize excellence in acting and we at MrSkin.com firmly (and we mean firmly) believe that the most excellent thing an actress can do on the screen is take her clothes off in well-lit, full-view nude scenes. With that in mind, here's a look at this year's SAG nominees and where they've done their best skin.
Natalie Portman, who's also up for a Golden Globe, was nominated for her role as a bi-curious ballerina in Black Swan, but to check out what's under her tutu you'll need to pick up the 2007 short Hotel Chevalier, where she bares butt and side boob eight minutes in.
Warren Beatty-bait Annette Benning was nominated for her role as a lesbian MILF in The Kids Are All Right. But you should check out Annette's fully nude performance at the 36-minute mark of The Grifters. It will give your pants a lifter.
Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer give Nicole Kidman was nominated for Rabbit Hole. To see Nicole's own rabbit hole, fast forward to the 42-mnute mark of the gangster drama Billy Bathgate, where she stands fully nude in front of a 3-way mirror. It's a one-woman ménage-a-trois!
Finally, Hilary Swank got the nod for her role in Conviction, but to see her demonstrate the courage of her skin-victions, go pick up the gender-bending 1999 flick Boys Don't Cry. An hour and 22 minutes in, we see Hilary's hairpie and heinie when she's stripped of her drag king disguise. You'll spank and wank to Ms. Swank.
In the category of Best Performance by an Actress in a Drama, Halle Berry was nominated for Frankie and Alice, but if you want to spanky your franky, check her out in Monster's Ball. Nicole Kidman was nominated for Rabbit Hole and you can check out her rabbit hole in Billy Bathgate.
Natalie Portman got the nod for her role as a ballerina Black Swan, but to check out what's under her tutu you'll need to pick up Hotel Chevalier. And finally, Michelle Williams was nominated for Blue Valentine and if you don’t want blue balls, check her out in Incendiary.
In the category of Best Performance by an Actress in a Comedy, Julianne Moore and Annette Benning were nominated for their role as lesbian MILFS in The Kids Are All Right. If you want to see if their tits are all right, check out Julianne's T&A in Body of Evidence and Annette's fully nude performance in The Grifters.
Anne Hathaway was nominated for her nude role Love and Other Drugs, so you'll want to get another look at her Mother Jugs in Havoc. The ever-popular Angelina Jolie was nominated this time for The Tourist, but to tour her naked body, go pick up the skinstant classic Gia.
No matter who wins, you'll be polishing your own trophy!
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