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Posts tagged with Miss Russia
First Her Clothes, Now Her Crown
The nude photos circulating this week of 18 year-old Sofia Rudieva, the erstwhile model from St. Petersburg (formerly Petrograd, formerly Leningrad, formerly St. Petersburg) who was crowned Miss Russia earlier this month, have cost her the title.
Now, as the pageant rules established during the 1993 constitutional crisis wherein a besotted Boris Yeltsin dissolved the Russian parliament clearly state, the title reverts to Vice-Miss Russia Svetlana Stepankovskaya.
While Svetlana is undoubtedly as pud-poundingly pulchritudinous a post-politiburo piece of pudenda as was Sofia, she’s not naked on the Internet. Not yet, anyway.
Meanwhile, Brazilian reality TV star Maria Cardi is sitting pretty after videos of her slobbering on a knob and getting nailed in cowgirl position were leaked on the web, but, presumably because she appeared naked in Playboy 34 years ago, would-be Canadian first lady Margot Kidder is penniless and insane, reduced to doing The Vagina Monologues.
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Where’s the St. Peters-furburger?
The Evil Empire is long gone, so break out the hand lotion and Kleenex and get ready for a little Yak’n-ov and Smear’n-ov!
18 year-old Sofia Rudieva, who just beat out 49 other budding babe-oushkas for the title of Miss Russia earlier this month, is already making news all over the world five months before she’s set to compete in the Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas. Topless and nude photos of the brunette beauty have appeared on the Internet and even in Russia’s daily paper Komsomolskaya Pravda.
The last Miss Russia, Ksenia Sukhinova, who spent her early childhood living under Soviet rule, went on to win Miss World, proclaiming, “I am very glad to have brought this crown to Russia. I am proud that it is Russia that got the crown and I devote my victory to the whole country and to its every citizen... and to my grandmother.”
Sofia may not have the crown yet, but she’s already displaying two very good reasons to make Russia proud. Better T&A than KGB!
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