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From Essex to Same-Sex

UK topless model and television personality Jodie Marsh has decided to allow women access to her massive mammaries. One woman in particular, her hair stylist Nina, was first in line.

“I can see why women turn lesbian,” Jodie opines in Now Magazine, “because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much fucking bullshit, so you start to look elsewhere.”

Luckily for Nina, her friend of twelve years, Jodie didn’t have to look far!

Read more after the cut.

… and Nuts Magazine Has a Top 100 Top-Heavy Hotties List to Prove It!

London’s premiere tabloid The Sun built its name on the busty revelations of its brickhouse-built Page 3 Girls.

Tits fitting then that The Sun is reporting that bra-sizes in the UK are on the upswing, as British babes find their chest-crumpets growing ever larger.

Providing proof of this new Theory of Rackitivity, English lad mag Nuts presents a round-up of 100 Big-Boobed Babes, which includes such mega-hootered homegrown hotties as Sophie Howard, Charlotte Church, and Michelle Ryan.

Click the cover to get a gander at Sophie Howard's succulent suckables.

Double-Barreled Page 3 Bombshell Keeley Hazell Gilds Herself Olympic Gold; Super-Nippled Supermodel Kate Moss Becomes a Golden Idol -- Literally!

Two of the UK’s all-time most luminous sex goddesses -- from opposite ends of the bust-size spectrum -- have turned into Golden Girls.

First, mega-mammaried nude model Keeley Hazell was painted gold in a two-gunned salute to the Olympics. Mr. Skin would like to place a lot more than mere medals on Keeley's champion chest!

Next month, the British Museum will unveil a golden statue of Kate Moss that it claims is the world’s largest “since ancient Egypt.”

Titled “Siren,” the massive Kate Moss figure will also sport the most mountainous nipples ever affixed to any inanimate object .

After the jump, get a look at the most valuable body parts of these UK T&A treasures.