Posts tagged with Scarlett Johansson

While I'm getting ready for the 10th year of the much anticipated Anatomy Awards, here's my two cents about what's going on at the Oscars this year...

'Tis a Titty She's a Whore

Huge boob-bearer Scarlett Johansson the proprietress of a house of ill-repute? It sounds like someone has entered Mr. Skin's private fantasy vault and stolen his A-list material, but this visioin actually comes from the busty blonde goddess herself!

Although she's taken a bit of time out of the limelight to focus on her new marriage to Ryan Reynolds, she's now popping up (and out, we hope) all over the place to promote her new movie The Spirit. And according to The Sun:

SCARLETT JOHANSSON wants to run a brothel. But hold your horses there, the Lost In Translation actress is simply chasing her next career move.

The buxom beauty is lusting after a role in a western, desperate to take a trip back in time to the Wild West.

Scarlett said: "Every actor wants to work on a western. I would run a brothel, like a madam or something. I'm working with what I got. It's only so long that people are going to want to see me in a corset. So I might as well do it now."

That sounds just about perfect. Minus the corset part.

Scarlett Johansson boobs make for great gazonga cleavage. (Egotastic)

Katy Perry: “My boobs are not fake!” (Hot Online News)

Shoshanna Lonstein bikini pics. (Hollywood Sleazy)

Best close-ups of Li-Lo’s boobs. (Complex)

Jessica Simpson overdoes her DSLs. (The Superficial)

20 Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models. (Manofest)

Famous hooker Ashlee Dupree talks to Diane Sawyer. (TMZ)

Possible sex scene in the new Star Trek movie? (Yeeeah)

A 44-year-old stripper sues for age discrimination. (Bitten and Bound)

Kristen Johnston strips for PETA ad. (IMDB)

Sexy Spirit Actresses Paz Vega, Eva Mendes, Jaime King, Scarlett Johanssen Featured in New Podcast

Hitting theaters on Christmas day is Frank Miller’s newest graphic novel come to life, The Spirit, starring Gabriel Macht as the titular supernatural superhero.

Fans itching to get a behind-the-scenes look at the amazing array of babes assembled for The Spirit won’t have to wait for the DVD release, because Lionsgate is making available for free download as a video podcast the new featurette The Women of the Spirit.

You can get the video here.

Read more after the cut.

Kim Kardashian’s mighty and magnificent bikini ass. (Celebrity Odor)

… complete with mouth-watering Kim Kardashian ass-crack! (Drunken Stepfather)

Brooke Hogan with camel toe and hooker boots. (Nip Slip)

New Nicole Kidman nip slip. (Hollywood Tuna)

Scarlett Johansson has no idea why Lindsay Lohan once called her a cunt. (Celeb Warship)

Chloe Sevigny bikini ass crack. (Drunken Stepfather)

Insanely hot unknown model topless at the beach in a see-through thong. DO NOT MISS! (WWTDD)

Ed Hardy lingerie fashion show. (WWTDD)

The naked truth on the UK's Georgina Baille scandal. (Fleshbot)

A while back Miss Perry divulged that the now famous line of cherry chap-stick lips were really describing those of the sultry Scarlett Johansson.

Katy said that she was inspired by Scar-Jo’s giant mouth pillows when she wrote the song “I kissed a girl” (I can’t say I blame her, they’re quite lezz-morizing). Scarlett recently said in Allure Magazine that she was flattered, but that her “Lips are taken”.

Like we care- if you can make out with Penelope Cruz for Vicky Cristina Barcelona then you can indulge us and Miss Perry with some lip love!

The Nanny Diaries Star's Na-Na Dairies Return!

Ever since Scarlett Johansson got engaged to Canadian actor (and former fiance of Alanis Morissette) Ryan Reynolds, her skinfamously succulent cleavage has been on a bit of a hiatus.

The actress, who cites her front rump as her breast accessory, is historically rarely seen without a low-cut outfit showcasing her amazingly ample assets.

Now that she and Reynolds have tied the knot, Scarlett is giving the rest of us something to celebrate--by letting the gorgeous crack between her rack out for air again.

ScarJo showed up to a Parkinson's research fundraiser sponsored by Michael J. Fox's organization, and wore a dress that made non-Parkinson's sufferers quiver uncontrollably.

Welcome rack.

Blondes, Brunettes, and Redheads. Discuss.

Once upon a time yours truly was a blonde. I'm sure you can't picture it but it's true. Growing up a little blondie I always thought I had it made because "blondes do it better". It's a great saying, but it's not until you've tried it all that you can really say anything one way or another. The truth is, it all depends what you're trying to accomplish, or who you're trying to attract.