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New Book and Old Cleavage

Pint-sized Vietnamese bisexual ex-gangbanger Tila Tequila has done it all this year. She’s had a torrid girl-girl tryst with slit-slurping socialite Courtenay Simmel, advised women to withhold sex from the men they want to date, groped models’ boobs in public, and now published a book on how she does it called Hooking Up With Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success and Being The Life of the Party.

Now that a pair of incredibly hot bisexual twins called Rikki and Vikki have taken over her AC/DC dating competition show on VH1, now called A Double Shot of Love, it is more important than ever to remember why we love Tila Tequila.

You can count the reasons on two fingers (and the thumb if you’re lucky) and Complex.com has thankfully put together a presentation to remind us of what they are.

Read more after the cut.