Posts tagged with Vanessa L. Williams

The World’s Most Naked Woman?

Beating out fantasy-fulflilling firecrotch Robyn Foxx, last year’s Miss Nude World Performer of the Year, 21-year-old Pennsylvania feature dancer Keira Riley has been crowned Miss Nude World 2009.

Keira describes the experience in her myspace blog:

I competed last year and won many titles like, Miss Nude World 2008 1st runner up, hardest body, outstanding showgirl, best dancer, and duo champion with Aspen Reign AKA Risque Business.

Read more after the jump.

Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops.

Apple-pie-sweet Vanessa Williams achieved worldwide fame by winning the 1984 Miss America Crown.

And then she became a figure (and what a figure!) of skinternational skinfamy when Penthouse magazine published photos of Vanessa in artful lesbian poses with a lucky white chick on this date, in 1984.

After competing in various beauty pageants throughout the early 1980s, Vanessa Williams won the Miss America 1984 title and rocked the planet as the first African-American to wear the sash and wiggle on the catwalk while Bert Parks crooned.

All seemed dreamy (for Vanessa Williams ) until nude photos surfaced that depicted the new Female American Ideal en flagrante with a blonde babe. Then things became creamy (for everyone else).

Get a gander at the girl-girl goodies after the cut.

Former Miss World and Celebrity Big Brother Star Danielle Lloyd Covers (Most of) Her Big Sisters in Topless Sunbathing Photos

There must be something in the water over in England—and Mr. Skin thinks it must be silicone! With British fake-titish all-stars like Katie "Jordan" Price and Jodie Marsh parading their plastic pontoons in front of paparazzi cameras every other day, it's nice to see a fresh face flaunting her fungbags—even if she does manage to hide her teat peaks.

Danielle Lloyd is a top English model and reality-TV star, but she was once a much smaller-chested beauty queen. That is until a spread in Playboy stripped her of her crown. That's a start, but when is Danielle going to be stripped of her wardrobe on film? Doesn't she know they're allowed to show nudity on TV in England?

For more pics of Danielle's best cover-up attempts, visit Derek Hail, and for a sexy snap of a similarly disgraced (and disrobed) beauty queen, join us after the cut.