Posts tagged with Victoria Abril

Gemma Atkinson busts out huge boobs for Nuts lingerie shoot. (Hollywood Tuna)

AnnaLynne McCord kisses a girl and we like it. (Faded Youth)

Paris Hilton flaunts her patriot-tits. (Drunken Stepfather)

Marisa Miller poses for Victoria's Secret. (WWTDD)

Elle Macpherson claims her lingerie line booming because of the bad economy. (IMDB)

Let us all give spanks for Fleshbot’s November porn calendar. (Fleshbot)

Kate Moss vaginal lip slip. (Imagebam)

Sophie Anderton fuzzy-bush upskirt. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Deep inside the Miami Dolphins cheerleader locker room. (On 205th)

Britney Spears ignites the cover of Cosmo. (TMZ)

Holly Madison says Hef is high maintenance. (Hollywood Drag)

Father of the Millenium Michael Lohan Pooh-Pooh’s Lindsay and Sam’s Rumored Nipple-to-Nipple Nuptials

According to gossip blog I’m Not Obsessed, celebrity-by-parasitic-association Michael Lohan states that he would not be down with a muff-diving marriage between his daughter Lindsay Lohan and her potential groom-with-a-gash, Samantha Ronson.

Is it even remotely possible that he hasn’t already pitched the Sapphic ceremony as a reality series?

Read Michael Lohan’s full quote, and see a lesbian sex clip that’s powerfully evocative of Lindsay and Sam making rub-a-dub in a tub, right after the jump.