Posts tagged with XXX

3-D Movies are mounting a comeback. Again. Be still, my bleeding eyes. Again.

At age 7, I stumbled upon the famous photograph of a movie theater audience staring up, enraptured, at Bwana Devil (1953) through paper eyeglasses with colored lenses.

Some nearby authority figure explained to me that those people were watching a 3-D movie, and those glasses enabled the images to jump right off the screen.

The immediate, flawlessly logical question I blurted out then was: “So why isn’t every movie in 3-D?” Nobody could explain it to me.

Seven was also the age when I happened up Pops McBeardo’s Playboy stashed in the bathroom hamper, so my unspoken query was: “And why isn’t Playboy in 3-D? And what about dirty movies?” The answers would come. As would I.

Beauty Queen Turns Porn Queen with New Hardcore XXX Vivid Feature Flick

You might recognize sexy Kelli McCarty as resident bad girl Beth Wallace from the soap Passions. Or maybe you remember her from when she was crowned Miss USA in 1991. You might even recognize her face (and naked body!) from her work in softcore sizzlers like Passion's Peak and Hollywood Sex Fantasy.

But kinky Kelli's kareer is going from soapy to dirty!

She just shot her first hardcore porn movie, called Faithless, with Vivid, which will be released on February 4. Get the naked skinny on Kelly McCarty porn after the jump.

Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops.

A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.

Alt-Porn Queen Joanna Angel Strips Tonight in Nude Jersey

Mr. Skin’s beloved bisexual, tattooed, pink-streaked, Jewish, anal-sex-loving adult-entertainment favorite Joanna Angel is inviting fans to press the flesh with her tonight at The Harem Cabaret in scenic Lodi, New Jersey.

Okay, you’ll really only get to see Joanna’s flesh, not press it, but the simple opportunity to eyeball this most burning of Angels in her altogether, live on stage, is one of the most tantalizing propositions of the 21st century.

Joanna is a regular Mr. Skin Skinterview subject, and we recently reported on her X-rated coffee-table book.

Oh, how we wish we could be in the Garden State tonight to take a gander at Joanna’s earthly Eden of delights. So you go for us. Send her Mr. Skin's love, won't you?

Get a preview of what you’ll see when Joanna peels, after the cut.