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And 3 Free Days of Skin Go to…

The elusive, skin-igmatic, the difficult to pronounce—K “Be Kind” Wynd for his endorsement of blood-sucking bottle-blond naked Anna Paquin’s recent and future exposure on True Blood.

I wasn't really into seeing Anna as a blond, but if the change in hair color also means even more skin from her, then I firmly suggest that my fellow skinomaniacs help chip in to get her stock in Miss Clairol!

While it’s unclear how Anna’s becoming a shareholder in Procter & Gamble would make her get naked more often (except insofar as heavy losses on the stock market might make her more willing to take nude roles for the money), K’s sentiment is swell-received.

Read some of Mr Skin’s other favorite comments after the jump.

'Tis a Titty She's a Whore

Huge boob-bearer Scarlett Johansson the proprietress of a house of ill-repute? It sounds like someone has entered Mr. Skin's private fantasy vault and stolen his A-list material, but this visioin actually comes from the busty blonde goddess herself!

Although she's taken a bit of time out of the limelight to focus on her new marriage to Ryan Reynolds, she's now popping up (and out, we hope) all over the place to promote her new movie The Spirit. And according to The Sun:

SCARLETT JOHANSSON wants to run a brothel. But hold your horses there, the Lost In Translation actress is simply chasing her next career move.

The buxom beauty is lusting after a role in a western, desperate to take a trip back in time to the Wild West.

Scarlett said: "Every actor wants to work on a western. I would run a brothel, like a madam or something. I'm working with what I got. It's only so long that people are going to want to see me in a corset. So I might as well do it now."

That sounds just about perfect. Minus the corset part.

Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops.

Blondes, Brunettes, and Redheads. Discuss.

Once upon a time yours truly was a blonde. I'm sure you can't picture it but it's true. Growing up a little blondie I always thought I had it made because "blondes do it better". It's a great saying, but it's not until you've tried it all that you can really say anything one way or another. The truth is, it all depends what you're trying to accomplish, or who you're trying to attract.

Who's Moving In to the Mansion? It's Double Trouble with the Shannon Twins

It's true--Hugh Hefner and all the Girls Next Door have split. The biggest surprise is that Hef's favorite honey Holly Madison apparently was the one who dumped the 82-year-old mag king. He told E! that their romance was finished:

"If she says it's over, it's over. But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her."

Holly is rumored to be dating superstar magician/fan of mousse Criss Angel, but don't weep for Hef. He's already traded up for twins. Blond twins. Blonde nineteen-year-old twins. Meet the new Girls after the jump!

Naked Kendra Wilkinson To Leave Playboy Mansion; May Possibly Enter the Mr. Skin Mud Hut

Flaxen vixen Kendra Wilkinson has smoldered for some time as one of the crown jewels in Hugh Hefner’s in-house harem of blonde hotties and as a central figure on the E! reality TV series The Girls Next Door.

Word now is that Kendra is looking to leave the Playboy honcho and that she’ll be moving out of the publisher’s storied mansion.

A room here at Skin Central remains open for you, Kendra. It's smack in the heart of Chicago's hipster district. Show up any time.

For a naked leer at Mr. Skin’s new houseguest—we hope—join us after the jump.