Posts tagged with celebrity pregnancies

Kendra Wilkinson Has Gone Insane

“I want my boobs to stop growing,” complained former Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson to Us magazine.

“They’re kind of gross. I know they’ll shrink after I breastfeed, but if they don’t, I might get a breast reduction.”

This is the kind of news that sends the staffers at MrSkin.com into a panic.

The stock market can rise and fall all day long, but when Playmates start talking breast reduction, it strikes at the very foundations of our society.

Read more after the jump.

Porn Queen Jenna Is Going to Have a Pair of Heirs

Former adult movie goddess Jenna Jameson announced her pregnancy about a month ago, and now reveals exclusively on her MySpace blog that she and boyfriend Tito Ortiz will soon be the proud parents of two new bundles of joy.

We never thought when we said "Jenna's twins", we'd mean anything other than her awesomely ample torso tonnage!

After the cut read Jenna's statement and learn what, exactly, she's been craving these past few weeks.

Nude Italian Superstar Asia Argento Gets Hitched

Mr. Skin Hall of Famer and daughter of horror maestro Dario Argento Asia Argento married director Michele Civetta in Italy yesterday. The pair is also anticipating the arrival of their first child together. While Mr. Skin offers his heartfelt congratulations to the happy couple, this does raise concern for Asia's future, as Michele has thus far only directed one film—and it was totally skinless! Please, Michele, take a look at Mr. Skin's video tribute to Asia after the cut. Maybe it will inspire you to direct your lovely wife in a nudity-packed cinema masterpiece.