Posts tagged with celebrity weddings

The Nanny Diaries Star's Na-Na Dairies Return!

Ever since Scarlett Johansson got engaged to Canadian actor (and former fiance of Alanis Morissette) Ryan Reynolds, her skinfamously succulent cleavage has been on a bit of a hiatus.

The actress, who cites her front rump as her breast accessory, is historically rarely seen without a low-cut outfit showcasing her amazingly ample assets.

Now that she and Reynolds have tied the knot, Scarlett is giving the rest of us something to celebrate--by letting the gorgeous crack between her rack out for air again.

ScarJo showed up to a Parkinson's research fundraiser sponsored by Michael J. Fox's organization, and wore a dress that made non-Parkinson's sufferers quiver uncontrollably.

Welcome rack.

Nude Italian Superstar Asia Argento Gets Hitched

Mr. Skin Hall of Famer and daughter of horror maestro Dario Argento Asia Argento married director Michele Civetta in Italy yesterday. The pair is also anticipating the arrival of their first child together. While Mr. Skin offers his heartfelt congratulations to the happy couple, this does raise concern for Asia's future, as Michele has thus far only directed one film—and it was totally skinless! Please, Michele, take a look at Mr. Skin's video tribute to Asia after the cut. Maybe it will inspire you to direct your lovely wife in a nudity-packed cinema masterpiece.