Posts tagged with cunt

Stick around the Internet for the next little while and, I promise you, some unconscionable cliché-spewer will assault your computer screen with a phrase he’ll want you to believe he just came up with himself:

“Two words: Nazi. Zombies.”

Please note the period after each of these two words. It wouldn't be Internet Douchespeak without them.

Motivating this tripe is hype for an official Tool-Approved Sundance Take on the Topic. Don’t fall for it. Fall in love, instead, with Shock Waves and Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies. All over again.

Better still, support new horror efforts on the order of Gutterballs and Blood and Sex Nightmaer, where the hair that gets raised -- amazingly, on-camera -- is pubic. Other times, the naked vaginas on up-close display are bald.

Come swallow the whole mess after the jump.

Kim Kardashian’s mighty and magnificent bikini ass. (Celebrity Odor)

… complete with mouth-watering Kim Kardashian ass-crack! (Drunken Stepfather)

Brooke Hogan with camel toe and hooker boots. (Nip Slip)

New Nicole Kidman nip slip. (Hollywood Tuna)

Scarlett Johansson has no idea why Lindsay Lohan once called her a cunt. (Celeb Warship)

Chloe Sevigny bikini ass crack. (Drunken Stepfather)

Insanely hot unknown model topless at the beach in a see-through thong. DO NOT MISS! (WWTDD)

Ed Hardy lingerie fashion show. (WWTDD)

The naked truth on the UK's Georgina Baille scandal. (Fleshbot)