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Please, Kardashian! More Assian!

The girl with the gifted gluteus, reality star and sex tape queen Kim Kardashian, made history when she showed off her all-natural ass-ets in the December 2007 issue of Playboy.

We were hoping we'd get our Christmas wish and Kim would do a bootylicious redux this year, but to our extreme sadness and disappointment, Kim claims that not only will she not be in the mag this month, she'll never do it again! According to FemaleFirst, Kim says:

"It was a one-off. I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again."

Dear Kim:

As your biggest fans and admirers, we feel compelled to ask you to please reconsider. Think of all the sad little children who will wake up Christmas morning without a picture of your astonishing ass to look upon? You're ruining the holidays, Kim. You're breaking our hearts and you're ruining the holidays. Listen to reason. Your naked butt can heal this nation.

Love,
Your friends at Skin Central

P.S. Please?

Kim Kardashian’s mighty and magnificent bikini ass. (Celebrity Odor)

… complete with mouth-watering Kim Kardashian ass-crack! (Drunken Stepfather)

Brooke Hogan with camel toe and hooker boots. (Nip Slip)

New Nicole Kidman nip slip. (Hollywood Tuna)

Scarlett Johansson has no idea why Lindsay Lohan once called her a cunt. (Celeb Warship)

Chloe Sevigny bikini ass crack. (Drunken Stepfather)

Insanely hot unknown model topless at the beach in a see-through thong. DO NOT MISS! (WWTDD)

Ed Hardy lingerie fashion show. (WWTDD)

The naked truth on the UK's Georgina Baille scandal. (Fleshbot)