Posts tagged with huge boobs

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

Two scoops of huge, milky, creamy vanilla goodness with a cherry on top. No, we’re not talking about an ice cream sundae. We’re talking about hot redheads with huge boobs!
Red hair is the rarest color, and it’s made all the fairer when accessorized with a beautiful pair of tits. Case in point: sexy Christina Hendricks from the show Mad Men. Or classic silver screen babe Ann-Margret. Don’t forget sex bomb supermodel Angie Everhart!

When these hot celebs get nude, we all win, so click more for all the red-hot rackage!

3-D Movies are mounting a comeback. Again. Be still, my bleeding eyes. Again.

At age 7, I stumbled upon the famous photograph of a movie theater audience staring up, enraptured, at Bwana Devil (1953) through paper eyeglasses with colored lenses.

Some nearby authority figure explained to me that those people were watching a 3-D movie, and those glasses enabled the images to jump right off the screen.

The immediate, flawlessly logical question I blurted out then was: “So why isn’t every movie in 3-D?” Nobody could explain it to me.

Seven was also the age when I happened up Pops McBeardo’s Playboy stashed in the bathroom hamper, so my unspoken query was: “And why isn’t Playboy in 3-D? And what about dirty movies?” The answers would come. As would I.

Mr Skin's Most Wanted Shows Us What She's Got!

There's an obvious reason why gut-crunchingly gorgeous and talented redhead Christina Hendricks, from the show Mad Men, is the undisputed new favorite here at Skin Central. It's the same reason we're all gunning to see Christina Hendricks nude in 2009. Actually, there are two reasons she's so beloved. Two huge reasons. Two huge, delectable, milky white, velvety smooth, completely natural, mouthwatering, warm, quivering reasons. Click through the cut for more.

. . . Mr. Skin’s perv-sonal picks!

Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce.

While many shows are coming off holiday hiatus and others, such as flesh-filled fave Secret Diary of a Call Girl, gearing up for new seasons, it's been a dry couple of weeks for small screen skin.

Thankfully, we have the season premiere of Nip/Tuck to fall back on, and as usual, it didn't disappoint. After the cut, check out some scrumptious butt from nudecomer Cyia Batten, and see which heavy-hitting stars stunned with volcanic cleavage on 30 Rock and Scrubs!

'Tis a Titty She's a Whore

Huge boob-bearer Scarlett Johansson the proprietress of a house of ill-repute? It sounds like someone has entered Mr. Skin's private fantasy vault and stolen his A-list material, but this visioin actually comes from the busty blonde goddess herself!

Although she's taken a bit of time out of the limelight to focus on her new marriage to Ryan Reynolds, she's now popping up (and out, we hope) all over the place to promote her new movie The Spirit. And according to The Sun:

SCARLETT JOHANSSON wants to run a brothel. But hold your horses there, the Lost In Translation actress is simply chasing her next career move.

The buxom beauty is lusting after a role in a western, desperate to take a trip back in time to the Wild West.

Scarlett said: "Every actor wants to work on a western. I would run a brothel, like a madam or something. I'm working with what I got. It's only so long that people are going to want to see me in a corset. So I might as well do it now."

That sounds just about perfect. Minus the corset part.