Yesterday Mr Skin presented you with the year's best nude moments on the big screen and the boob tube, and today our British brethren Nuts is offering up a similar round-up of randy moments from 2008 by providing sexy, mostly nude, photos of their picks for 2008's 50 hottest moments.
Naturally the list is heavy with English lassies like Secret Diary of a Call Girl's Billie Piper and huge-hootered Keeley Hazell, winner of Mr Skin's Anatomy Award for best breasts earlier in the year. But a handful of hot Americans also made the cut, including Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Mena Suvari, and Mischa Barton, Mr Skin's pick for the top celebrity nude scene of 2008. Way to go, Misch!
But while all 50 pics are scorching, and most offer outstanding nudity, there is one catch: there are no captions. So get your sleuthing cap on, adjust your monocle, and try to deduce who's who on this list for the horny. You might not come up with all the answers, but you'll sure have fun trying. Now get over to Nuts and proceed to bust yours.
Megan Fox pic courtesy of CelebNewsWire.
Tits the season to jack your lantern! Join Mr Skin now in a countdown of the most arousing fright fests ever made. From flesh-packed slasher flicks to lesbian vampire chow-downs to haunted houses filled with screaming hotties, this randy round-up of more-than-just-hair-raising horror hits won’t leave you with a hollow wiener. We started yesterday with numbers 20 through 11, so be sure to get caught up. Here are the final 10!
10. Cat People (1982)
Tits the season to jack your lantern! Join Mr Skin now in a countdown of the most arousing fright fests ever made. From flesh-packed slasher flicks to lesbian vampire chow-downs to haunted houses filled with screaming hotties, this randy round-up of more-than-just-hair-raising horror hits won’t leave you with a hollow wiener.
Be sure to check out the final 10!
20. American Psycho (2000)NUDES: Samantha Mathis (breasts), Cara Seymour (breasts, lesbian), Krista Sutton (breasts, butt, lesbian), Guinevere Turner (breasts)
THE SCARY-HOT SKINNY: Adapted from a notorious novel by Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho showcases future Batman Christian Bale as a 1980s Wall Street yuppie who lives in high style and kills with equally high intensity. In addition to Samantha Mathis sharing her mammaries, Chloë Sevigny and Reese Witherspoon also sexily heat up the screen. Still, it’s Bale’s deadly dalliance with two classy call girls (Cara Seymour and Krista Sutton) that renders American Psycho a skin classic. After all, this film contains the ultimate incitement to lesbian analingus: “Don’t just stare at it, eat it!”
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Do touch that dial! Mr. Skin continues to count down his picks for the 50 Sexiest TV Shows of all time – spanning the decades and monitoring the boob tube around the clock to compile the ultimate list of the most arousing series to ever light up the airwaves. We made it through two full days already, and now it's time to take a good, hard look at numbers 30 through 21!
Be sure to come back tomorrow for the next ten!
| #50 - #41 | #40 - #31 | #30 - #21 | #20 - #11 | #10- #1 |
30. Swingtown (2008)Network: CBS
Tele-Visions: Lana Parrilla, Molly Parker, Kate Norby, Heidi Marnhout
Skinopsis: The 1970s sexual revolution reaches suburban Chicago, launching three very different married couples into an all-out orgy of (s)experimentation and new (s)experiences.
What’s Hot: Lana Parrilla stirs up tantalizing trouble as the hot half of an open marriage that turns a sleepy Mid-West bedroom community into a whirlwind of freeform fornication. Molly Parker from Deadwood will give you live wood, while swinging supporting characters are guaranteed to keep your lava lamp alight.
Sexy Star Pics:
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This morning, I read in the New York Post's Page Six that Paper magazine has released a list of the Top Ten Worst Nude Scenes of All Time. This comes a mere week after the launch of my ninth annual Anatomy Awards and obviously, at Skin Central, there is no such thing as a bad nude scene, so my skinterest was definitely piqued. The bit read:
Philip Seymour Hoffman's ample butt just won a dubious award - as star of one of the "10 Worst Nude Film Scenes" of all time. Paper magazine's Dennis Dermody, who compiled the list, says ever since Hoffman lay naked with Marisa Tomei in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, the image of "his big, bare flabby ass [is] branded on my brain." Patrick Dempsey is feted for his full-frontal turn in Some Girls, which "won't make you think McDreamy, but rather McTeeny." Fox NFL Sunday co-host Terry Bradshaw gets a nod for a "frightening" scene in which he feeds his aquarium fish while buck-naked and listening to hip-hop in Failure To Launch. Donald Sutherland can take a bow for letting it all hang out as a test pilot undergoing a physical in Space Cowboys, proving he has "the Wrong Stuff," Dermody says. Kathy Bates gets a tip of the hat for At Play in the Fields of the Lord, in which she "covers her body with mud and runs around the jungle." And Julie Andrews isn't forgotten for whipping off her top in S.O.B.
While most of the scenes Paper mentions involve men-and sausage has no place in a skin smorgasbord-I think it's an outrage that anyone would be complaining about an actress getting naked on film. Though I was pretty surprised to learn that Philip Seymour Hoffman was even IN Before the Devil Knows You're Dead-I was too busy staring open-mouthed at nude Marisa Tomei. And how can Mary Poppins nudity ever be bad? Her S.O.B. scene is a classic. Her "mounds of music" make my lap sing!
Sounds to me like this Dennis Dermody is an S.O.B. himself-a Slanderer Of Boobs!
