The only skin is a quick topless shot from nudecomer Christine Marzano, but hey- In Bruges (2008) was great, and we're up for any movie that features Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken, and Tom Waits petting a bunny, so throw in the supremely sexy Olga Kurylenko and Abbie Cornish and you've got more than enough reason to give Seven Psychopaths (2012) a whirl.
And if you're not sick of found-footage horror (or haunted houses, for that matter) yet, then Sinister (2012) haunts theaters this weekend with a non-nude turn by Juliet Rylance, and in other "movies with numbers in the title" news, the non-nude Lizzy Caplan comedy 3,2,1...Frankie Go Boom (2012) explodes into theaters this weekend.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year for horror fans, and this weekend the October push begins with the nude found-footage anthology flick V/H/S (2012) (co-starring Hannah Rose Fierman, above). But if scary movies aren't your thing, we have two non-nude options that may suit your fancy: Olivia Wilde as a bi-curious stripper who locks lips with Ashley Greene in the satirical comedy Butter (2011) and Nicole Kidman as a sex-crazed cougar in 1960s Florida in the hysterically (and not in the funny way) over-wrought The Paperboy (2012).
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There's only one movie this week that's both new and nude, but based on the buzz surrounding Looper (2012) after preview screenings at Toronto and Fantastic Fest, it's the only movie you'll need. Piper Perabo breaks a ten-year nude drought as a showgirl who does the horizontal tango with star Joseph Gordon-Levitt 24 minutes in, and trust us-- when it comes out on DVD, we'll be looping this one. Extensively.
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Did we tell you to go see The Master (2012) yet? Seriously, go see The Master. It opens nationwide this weekend, so you've got no excuse. In limited release, cute blonde Ashley Hinshaw makes a spectacular nude debut under the tutelage of porn mogul Heather Graham in About Cherry (formerly known as Cherry (2012). And if you've got a residual thing for The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) from your high school days and a more current thing for Emma Watson in her post-Harry Potter incarnation, then go check out The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012). It's new in theaters this weekend, and it's got Emma performing in her undies at a live Rocky Horror event. But no chest buds from this Wallflower, sadly...
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It's not a great weekend for movie nudity- unless you live in New York or LA, because then you can get your fill of retro rackage (including an already-notorious full frontal party scene) in P.T. Anderson's epic drama The Master (2012).
As for the rest of us, until The Master goes wide next week we'll just have to tide ourselves over with sexy scenes from French supermodel Laetitia Casta in the Wall Street thriller Arbitrage (2012).
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So, what's it gonna be, America? Robert Pattinson's limo getting trashed by anti-capitalist protesters while he has sex with Juliette Binoche and nudecomer Patricia McKenzie (above)? Or Kristen Bell and her fiancee Dax Shepard in what's so obviously a Quentin Tarantino ripoff, they ought to be sending him residuals?
Ok, so we didn't do a very good job selling either of this week's nude releases. But Cosmopolis (2012) and Hit & Run (2012) are new (and nude) in theaters this weekend, and we've got all the naked details after the jump!
We've got an eccentric assortment of nude features opening this weekend, from the NC-17 shocker Killer Joe (2011), which features Juno Temple (above) full frontal and Matthew McConaughey forcing Gina Gershon to do unspeakable things with a KFC chicken leg, to the more light-hearted-- but still R-rated-- Ben Stiller comedy The Watch (2012).
And nude this week in limited release (and on VOD) is the outrageous and hilarious Danish comedy Clown: The Movie (2010), which hits theaters in advance of an English-language remake starring Danny McBride.
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You've got some decisions to make if you're looking for big-screen nudity this weekend, as we've got a trio of titillating titles to choose from: first, Olivia Munn's nude debut (as well as magical mams from Mircea Monroe and Riley Keough) in Magic Mike (2012); then, an anonymous topless party-goer provides the best ten seconds of Ted (2012); and finally, Take This Waltz (2011) finally hits theaters so you can see Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams go full-frontal on the big screen.
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