Posts tagged with rape

And the Load Leaks to Your Underwear

This Friday, horror fans will be treated to the sight of Sara Paxton’s pooper and Riki Lindhome's lactators in the new remake of the 1972 sleazefest The Last House on the Left.

Former mermaid Sara Paxton, playing the role originated in 1972 by Sandra Cassel (who showed off all 3 B's in the bath and being battered by the baddies), reveals only her rear as she’s attacked at the 40 minute mark.

But Riki, taking over the Susan Atkins-inspired role of Sadie played originally by Jeramie Rain, gets topless at 0:22, 1:24, and 1:39.

Way to lay it down for all to see!

Read more after the jump.

Stick around the Internet for the next little while and, I promise you, some unconscionable cliché-spewer will assault your computer screen with a phrase he’ll want you to believe he just came up with himself:

“Two words: Nazi. Zombies.”

Please note the period after each of these two words. It wouldn't be Internet Douchespeak without them.

Motivating this tripe is hype for an official Tool-Approved Sundance Take on the Topic. Don’t fall for it. Fall in love, instead, with Shock Waves and Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies. All over again.

Better still, support new horror efforts on the order of Gutterballs and Blood and Sex Nightmaer, where the hair that gets raised -- amazingly, on-camera -- is pubic. Other times, the naked vaginas on up-close display are bald.

Come swallow the whole mess after the jump.