Texans! Cancel your plans this weekend, because the Chinese are coming, and they want you to join them. Woah, woah, put down your gun and pick up your six-shooter, cowboy...we meant the fun kind of coming. The only Asian invasion in the Lone Star state this weekend is going to be on its movie screens.

That's right, beloved movie house and general purveyor of baddassdom the Alamo Drafthouse is bringing the Chinese titty flick experience of a lifetime to its South Lamar location, and it opens this Friday. We've reported on 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy before here at Skin Central, but here's a recap for those who don't know: 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy is a Hong-Kong produced softcore flick which (rather dubiously) bills itself as "The World's First 3D Porn". It's a (literally) high-flying combination of late-night Cinemax and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and it outgrossed Avatar in Hong Kong, proving especially popular with curious lady folk.

If that's not enough to pique your skinterest, check out the Alamo's disclaimer:

This film is not rated, but is equivalent to a NC-17 rating. The sex is softcore but there is a ton of nudity.

Sold! There are no wider US release dates scheduled for 3D Sex and Zen : Extreme Ecstasy,making this opportunity to ogle jiggly 3D boobs all the more precious. Austin residents can buy their tickets on the Alamo Drafthouse website, and Mr. Skin members can get a sneak peek of what to sexpect with the original Sex and Zen (1991) right here at MrSkin.com!