These are all the old posts that we want to keep around, but don't really have a home anymore.
Welcome back to Castle Rackula for the third and final installment of my Horny Holiday Horrors series. This will be my last post of the year as I am preparing for my annual Holiday Trip to a secret island in the Caspian Sea where I join a few of my powerful Hollywood friends to hunt the most dangerous game: human beings we found on Craigslist.
But without further ado, I bring you three more Christmas-themed slasher movies with nudity.
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Welcome back, my friends, to Castle Rackula and thanks to all of you who are following on Twitter. Sorry I don’t update more often, but these Internet tricks are hard for a 1200-year-old dog like me to learn.
The Christmas Season marches on, even her in Mamsylvania, and as promised, this week’s column will be dedicated to the sequels of the classic Santa slasher flick Silent Night, Deadly Night.
So put on a yule log, heat up some eggnog and prepare to jingle some bells.
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Greetings my friends, and welcome back to Castle Rackula. This week, my flamboyant cousin Count Ballsackula dragged me to go see Twilight. I was impressed by what I saw of Kristen Stewart (can’t wait to see her play lesbian dominatrix Joan Jett), but I think he was more interested in Robert Pattinson.
In the past, Count Ballsackula has dragged me to see Interview with the Vampire, Gayracula, and to Truman Capote’s table at Studio 54.
But I digress. The subject at hand is holiday horror movies, which I will be exploring throughout the month of December.
We will begin with the most notorious of the genre, Silent Night, Deadly Night.
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Consistency is key in the wardrobe of adorable British singer Lily Allen.
During her reign as pop's princess, Lily's made it perfectly clear that being at the top of the charts is the only kind of "top" she enjoys.
Whether on the beach, on a boat, in a magazine, or falling out of her shirt, this sexy, bratty Brit is more comfortable with her pretty, peaky boobs out than anyone we can think of.
After the cut, learn about the lovely Lily proudly popping her top on a balcony in Venice!
Here it is- the Big O news you've been so patient for...
Mother's Day is right around the corner, and I've got some MILFs to praise!
Summer is coming... I can hear the music playing and see the hippie ladies dancing in the rain...
By far my favorite blonde bitch out there right now...
