The Big O: All Hail the Ja-Mama-bos!

Go on boys, mark your calendars if you haven't already- Mother's Day is May 10th and I know you haven't gotten her anything yet... So while you're out wandering around trying to find the perfect gift- I'm going to suggest you keep all the hot moms in mind- get yours something fabulous this year (because they all deserve to be treated like St. Angie).

That being said, I'm going to start with my top "Many Times Over" moms:

5. Brooke Burke-
Without cheating, I want you to guess how many times this gorgeous body has given birth... Brace yourself- that flat tummy and those perky breasts have withstood four children. Four! She's ten years older than me and doesn't look a day over 27. Admit it- you never would have known from looking at her. I'm going to have to take up dance again, it looks like winning Dancing with the Stars does a body good.


4. Victoria Beckham-
This mother looks like she couldn't even carry one baby with her small frame, but she's had three boys, and at 35- looks amazing. Since the Spice Girls she's moved to become a fashion mogul and model for Armani, posing in some very sexy lingerie shots with and without her footie playing husband David. She has talked about having another child, and she's got my vote, she needs a girl to carry on her legacy of a body!


3. Kelly Ripa-
I remember Kelly from her soap opera days on All My Children, where she played opposite her now husband Mark Consuelos before she had their three kids. She's always looked great, if I hadn't looked it up, I never would have guessed that she's 38! She's got a lot of pep for her age, just watch her for 5 minutes on Live with Regis and Kelly... Her slender figure been on the cover of all kinds of fitness magazines, and the envy of women everywhere.

2. Heidi Klum-
The German born modeling bombshell may be 35, but how could you tell? She's the mother of three just announced that she's now pregnant with her fourth child! She's been parading that hot bod up and down the catwalk for Victoria's Secret for ten years- yes, ten, and I don't imagine her slowing down any time soon. Between her modeling, endorsements, TV Shows, and her kids- it's no wonder she's in such good shape, I'm trying to figure out how she finds the time to get any rest to stay that beautiful!

1. Angelina Jolie-
It should not come as any surprise that St. Angie will top every MILF related list on the planet. She may have only had three kids biologically, but she's maintained her body keeping herself busy with all of her six children, active humanitarian schedule, and nonstop production of films- I officially dub her "Super MILF". I'm not sure if she's going to have anymore children or adopt again, but since she can handle it all without skipping a beat, she's got our blessing...

Now that you're up to speed on the highly skilled mommy's, I'd like to take a moment to congratulate and wish the best to the new young Mothers of Hollywood on all their future MILF endeavors; Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, Nicole Richie, Isla Fischer and of course, the lovely Jessica Alba.

There's also quite a few actresses that are currently with a bun in the oven; Chyler Leigh (from Grey's Anatomy), Ana Ortiz (from Ugly Betty), Parminder Nagra (from ER), Sarah Michelle Gellar (who you should know) and the stunning Miss Paz Vega, who was recently seen glowing at the Malaga Film Festival (photo via Celebrity Babies).

And strictly for your amusement, I have a top three best pregnancy racks of recent past:

3. Christina Aguilera-
Holy giant knockers, did you see the pictures of her in the first months that after she gave birth? I mean- wow, I hope her back could withstand the extra weight of those melons she was carting around with her...




2. Halle Berry-
Another mother that had more than her daughter pining for a milky meal, Halle had perfect boobs before- after she had little Nahla they just grew at a truly impressive rate, inducing the drive-by-motorboat reflex (I know I wanted to).
Like anyone needed an additional reason to love her.




1. Salma Hayek-
If chi-chi's ever grew enough to justify a zip code, these would have been them. I don't know what German milk tastes like, but I have never wanted to try it so much as when I saw her appearance with Karl Lagerfeld on a talk show shortly after she gave birth. Two words: Simply amazing.
In case you missed the video of Salma sharing her cleavage with a child that isn't even hers, I give you this link. Enjoy- everyone who has already seen it has. She's such a giver.



Clearly I could go on and on (who couldn't), so I'll stop here, but to all the hot MILFs out there, I tip my hat to the work your doing. For feeding all the babies of the world and keeping the rest of us drooling with jealousy.

I love you all for reading my weekly column, I have decided to dedicate my post next week to the big news...

If you send me an email, I'll let you in on the secret- otherwise I'm going to make you wait (who doesn't love a little suspense in their lives?)




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Until then-
XX ~The Big O