The Big O: On the Fence—What the Hell Happened?

Tyra Banks:
Once sought after for her talents as a supermodel, she's now doing her own thing on TV with her daytime talk show The Tyra Banks Show and her WB "hit" Americas Next Top Model. Being preoccupied on her shows it's been said (and noted) that she's let herself go a bit over the last couple years... the camera may add 10 pounds, but I'm not buying 20. You have a show about being Americas next top model, it's time to lead by example and stop eating the contestants that get kicked off. Girrrrrl- I miss the days of Coyote Ugly! It may be time for you to have a vacation and take a little me time, it does a body good, and we're about due for another one of your famous comebacks.

Pamela Anderson:
She's famous for being half (if not completely) naked for most of her career, but somewhere along the way she got so caught up on deciding if she wanted to stay with Tommy Lee or marry yet another douchebag, she has lost sight of what little fashion sense she had. She's looks great for her age, I wouldn't have guessed she's 41, but once you decide to go out to an event with no pants on, something may be wrong. Granted, someone who loves bikinis enough to get married in one is not ashamed of her body (and lord knows, she shouldn't be) but honestly woman- do you think maybe it's time to re-think the wardrobe. You're starting to look like Britney at the height of her psychotic phase.



Jennifer Love Hewitt:
A once young smoking hot Jenny was one of the girl next door types that I remember all the boys lusting after even though they dare not admit that they've ever seen the show. But it was just a couple of years ago her butt couldn't take the jealousy of her chest any longer and grew to the point that royalty checks have just put an addition on Sir Mixalot's house. She claims that she doesn't care about her body image (and does an amazing job of hiding her can under a black pant suit on her show Ghost Whisperer) but come on honey- you know it and we know it- lay off the Carl's Junior, lose that bottom heavy bell butt and bring the hotness back!

Mischa Barton:
She's my number one walking fashion fatality, and even though she's recently gotten nude in her flick Closing the Ring, I don't know if I can see her on my top ten list (sorry Mr. Skin). When she's working, and in the movies, she's elegant and attractive... from the waist up, and only if she's been dressed by someone else. Seriously though, it's going to take a pretty amazing shot to get this out of my head. Obviously she is no virgin to revealing herself in public as it happens pretty often, all she needs to do now is tighten up a bit and show us what we want to see. Ooo we're getting closer already!



Oh my dear marvelous mavens, I miss your foxy figures and your ability to wear them well. If it means getting some new work, taking a break from working too much, or just jumping on the nearest treadmill- I have faith that you can turn it all around and into some skinny jeans once again. There's nothing wrong with a juicy butt (ie; Jessica Biel, Kim Kardashian or even CoCo), but yummy like I want to stick my teeth into it, and not because I'm hungry for a Big Mac.

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