The Last House on the Left Features Nude Debuts of Sara Paxton and Riki Lindhome

And the Load Leaks to Your Underwear

This Friday, horror fans will be treated to the sight of Sara Paxton’s pooper and Riki Lindhome's lactators in the new remake of the 1972 sleazefest The Last House on the Left.

Former mermaid Sara Paxton, playing the role originated in 1972 by Sandra Cassel (who showed off all three B's in the bath and being molested by the baddies), reveals only her rear as she’s attacked at the 40 minute mark.

But Riki, taking over the Susan Atkins-inspired role of Sadie played originally by Jeramie Rain, gets topless at 0:22, 1:24, and 1:39.

Way to lay it down for all to see!

This is the first official Last House on the Left Remake, but The Last House on the Left, Part II (1971), Last House on Dead End Street (1977), The Last House Near the Lake (1979), The House by the Cemetery (1981), The Last House on the Street (1993), Last House on Hell Street aka Beyond the Last House on the Left, (2002), Last House in the Woods (2006), and the porn flick The Last Whore House on the Left (2004) with Keri Sable and Lisa Marie have riffed on the original’s themes of rape and revenge.

Some film scholars, including enthusiastic fan Roger Ebert, will tell you that the story of Last House on the Left goes back to Ingmar Bergman’s 1960 film The Virgin Spring, itself a retelling of the medieval Scandinavian ballad "Tore's Daughter at Vange."

As they say, everything old is nude again.

And though this remake lacks the 1972 soundtrack composed by star David Hess, it makes up for it in T&A.

What else would you expect from epically named Greek director Dennis Iliadis, whose previous effort Hardcore (not the one with George C. Scott), was the sex- and skin-filled story of two teenaged lesbian hookers in love.

They’ve cracked down on lewd behavior in theaters, so be careful when you’re ogling Riki’s rackage on the screen.

To avoid wanking, keep repeating, “It’s only a boobie…

…only a boobie

…only a boobie

…only a boobie