Nicole Eggert is the hottest, I broke my VCR rewinding and pausing The Haunting of Morella

Back in the 80s, I taped the opening credits of Who's the Boss. There's a moment when Katherine Helmond, as GILFtastic Mona, leans back on the couch and throws her arms around Tony and Angela. Her massive melons wobble so gorgeously, I would watch it backwards and forwards in slow-motion. Man, I hurt my wang to that. I love Mona.