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Alison Lohman sure don't look 30. It can still play a high schooler

@Dave:

She :D
Muggsy (Skinployee) @ 10:29AM on September 28, 2009

@Dr.Jerkenstein:

It sure can.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:59PM on September 28, 2009

@Dr.Jerkenstein:

I think what Doc meant with Alison Lohman is that "it," meaning her vagina, "can still play a high schooler." Her body may be thirty in years, but "it" won't look older than that.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

The story behind that mistake was while typing that post I was thinking of a ebay auction I won about a month ago and this thought came into my head:"I probably could have gotta it cheaper at the store". Somewhere along the signal from my head to my fingers the 2 thoughts got intertwined.

@Dr.Jerkenstein:

LOL, thanks for the amusing anecdote and the clarification. :-)
Yes they too can still be considered young enough to star in a "hip" TV show on The CW.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 9:25AM on September 28, 2009

@K Wynd:

dirty thirty y'all
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:54PM on September 28, 2009

@Count Rackula:

I'd love to get dirty with them y'all.
This is quite a list. I'm uncharacteristically lacking puns or other silly comments and instead am quite content taking in the loveliness.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 10:53AM on September 28, 2009

@Dave:

My God. I hope this is temporary.
Holy shit, Evangeline Lilly is only 30?
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 4:25PM on September 28, 2009

@Flatulator:

You think she looks older? I think she looks awesome!
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:52PM on September 28, 2009

@Count Rackula:

I think her age fits her.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:52PM on September 28, 2009
It's hard (no pun intended) to believe that so many of these chicks are thirty, like Alison Lohman, Mena Suvari, Claire Danes, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kate Hudson. My God, they don't look a day over twenty-five.
Wow, what a list. The only odd thing is: it's not upside down, I mean the #1 is actually on top.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:25PM on September 28, 2009

@jarze:

Yeah, I saw that too and I thought at first maybe something was wrong with my monitor's screen resolution, but on closer examination, I noticed that it was done intentionally to count it down (up) from number one to ten, instead of the usual ten to one.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

That's how it looks to me now, too, but when I first saw it, Lake Bell was definitely at the top and the numbers were descending. The mysteries of skin!
And there is also a fail in the list: Eve was actually born in 1978, so she doesn't qualify in the list. Otherwise she does qualify though.
And I also noticed that only two of ten have Great Nudity, and three with no nudity at all. That's not so good in my eyes.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:57AM on September 29, 2009

@jarze:

Good catch jarze. Yeah, it turns out Eve WAS born in '78--November to be exact, so therefore she's gonna be thirty-ONE and not thirty in 2009.

Three with no nudity, two with great nudity and the other five? It doesn't matter. These are ten babes who turned thirty (with the exception of one, of course) and are no doubt willing to get dirty at any given moment. Just look at them. Do you think they can get dirty at thirty? Let's hope so. By that I mean, let's hope for Jennifer Love Hugetits to finally be exposed and Evangelina Lilly getting naked couldn't hurt either.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

And then I also did some search in this site, and there appears to be some problem because Mena Suvari's page says she's rated three stars, but she ain't on the list when I searched 1979-born and ***-rated stars.
And what more I discovered: they left out Kelly Brook (!!), Rosario Dawson, Sophie Monk AND Jaime King, all of who had at least three stars nudity. I would have left out Alison Lohman and obviously Eve.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:03PM on September 29, 2009

@jarze:

Not only what you mentioned jarze, but I myself noticed that when I did an advanced search and searched for the year 1979, Eve was among the 210 celebrities born in that year and yet she's listed as being born in 1978. I cross checked that and she was indeed born in '78.

I just compiled my own list of the Top Ten Dirty Thirty, but more along the lines of the ones that I admire and love that somehow got omitted from the original list that's out now. Here goes:

10. Olga Kurylenko
9. Trishelle Cannatella
8. Brandy Norwood
7. April Scott
6. Rachael Leigh Cook
5. Misty Mundae
4. Ludivine Sagnier
3. Sophie Monk
2. Rosario Dawson
1. Kelly Brook
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 2:23PM on September 30, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Nice list! I love Trishelle.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 9:18PM on September 30, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Thanks, Count. I love Trishelle too, that's why I put her on my list.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

I like Christopher's list more than the upper one. There is Olga Kurylenko and Ludivine Sagnier, which I thought of not being enough known in the US. Most definitely they would be on my list.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 9:28PM on September 30, 2009

@jarze:

Thanks jarze, that means a lot to me. Ludivine Sagnier and Olga Kurylenko may not be that well known in America to many people, but they're well known to me, believe me -- I LOVE their movies and naked work, so that's why I had to give them a special shout-out on my list. Remember, my list was just to honor those who DIDN'T make the Top Ten Dirty Thirty list here on MrSkin.com already.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

My list (of all 1979-born I know):
1. Evangeline Lilly
2. Kelly Brook
3. Sophie Monk
4. Jaime King
5. Mena Suvari
6. Elisabeth Harnois
7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
8. Olga Kurylenko
9. Jordan Ladd
10. Ludivine Sagnier
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 9:48PM on September 30, 2009

@jarze:

You have quite a list there yourself jarze. Nice work! I too could make a list of the ones who DID make the list and ones who DIDN'T make the list, but making that into a top ten would be too tough, because several would no doubt have to be bumped off my list and that would leave me feeling rather disappointed and hurt, so I choose not to do it. I just wanted to give a special consideration to ten special ladies who I felt deserved a slot, but didn't get one, so that's the whole purpose of my list.

Elisabeth Harnois is the only one that I never heard of. All are good choices, but I don't see Jaime King on any of MY lists anytime soon.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

You never seen tv series Point Pleasant? Elisabeth Harnois was very sexy in that.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:01PM on October 1, 2009

@jarze:

No, I never even heard of the show, but I don't watch much TV to begin with, so that could explain why I never heard of the series. I'll take your word for it though. I see that Elisabeth Harnois was also sexy in "Pretty Persuasion." I saw that movie with James Woods and Evan Rachel Wood.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

The other five are with Brief Niduty.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 9:15PM on September 30, 2009

@jarze:

Interesting list jarze, but Jordan Ladd was born in 1975, not '79.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Damn it! Jordan Ladd was 1979 in my files... Well, Halle Berry was thought to be 1968 born (is 1966) and Jennifer Lopez 1970 (is 1969). Maybe that was the case in this also. Because I have actually got it from the internet some time somewhere.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:57PM on October 1, 2009

@jarze:

Yes, Halle Berry was born in 1966. Jennifer Lopez WAS born in '70, so you were right about that the first time. Don't feel too bad, sometimes I see people born in certain years and then it seems like they're born in other years as well. I guess even the Internet can't always be honest.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Actually Wikipedia says that J.Lo WAS born in 1969...
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:30AM on October 5, 2009

@jarze:

That could be true jarze, but you have to know that Wikipedia is an online dictionary that is compiled and written by ordinary people like you and I and ANYBODY is free to update entries on people whenever they like, so it's possible that somebody who did the biography on Jennifer Lopez could've gotten her birth year wrong.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:21AM on October 5, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Actually, make that ENCYCLOPEDIA and not dictionary. How the hell I made that mistake is beyond me.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 9:38PM on September 30, 2009

@jarze:

By the way, I don't base mine on the amount of nudity one has done -- I just base them on hotness and sex appeal. If you'll notice, Brandy, Rachael and April have never done nudity and yet they made it solely on their hotness and sex appeal.

In my humble opinion, hotness is how hot they are and sex appeal is how sexy they can be in certain roles and movies -- the kind where you can get all the right, nasty ideas.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Yes, there is no-nudity girls also in my list. Those are Lilly, Harnois and J.L. Hugetits.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:53PM on October 1, 2009

@jarze:

I'm still waiting for Jennifer Love Hugetits to bust those huge tits out, but she did slip a nip in "The Tuxedo" -- it was underwater though, so that sucks. I wouldn't mind seeing Evangeline Lilly nude either.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 9:09AM on September 29, 2009

@jarze:

Actually 29 IS the new 30.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:46PM on September 29, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Who's twenty-nine on the list?
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 2:23PM on September 30, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Talking about ages.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 9:14PM on September 30, 2009

@Count Rackula:

That's what it was supposed to be when I wrote my comment. It meant to say, "Who's twenty-nine years old on the list?"

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Maybe he was speaking generally.
Kate Hudson has to bare that gorgeous butt.What do we have to do wait until she's 45? Bare the butt Kate.

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