Tits the season!
Whether you've been naughty or nice, Skinta Claus is coming to town to deliver his top 10 Christmas-themed nudes straight down your chimney, so get ready to unwrap Natalie Portman's nip, Gretchen Mol's mams, and much, much more.
10
Tara Buckman in Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
... O hole-y night.
9
Maria Schrader in Stille Nacht (1995)
... Give her a Christmas goose.
8
Pat Astley in Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)
... Hairy Christmas!
7
Frances O'Connor in The Wedding Party (1997)
... O Christm-ASS tree.
6
Amy Lynn Baxter in Affairs of the Heart (1992)
... Fur-liz Navidad.
5
Kimberly McArthur in Young Doctors in Love (1982)
... Jingle bell rack.
4
Michelle Monaghan in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
... She’ll jingle your bells.
3
Natalie Portman in No Strings Attached (2011)
... Her gifts come unwrapped.
2
Debbie Rochon in Santa Claws (1996)
... Naughty AND nice.
1
Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page (2005)
... Adding some trim to the tree.Filed Under
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