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I'll build a time machine and sneak into their classrooms disguised as a nun so I can thwap them with my SKINtastic ruler.

Oh, wait... It's nowhere NEAR twelve inches. *sigh* It would be easier to build a time machine than to make THAT happen. :-(
great list! what about jenny mccarthy though? i heard she was a catholic school girl once, and for some reason, i've always held on to that. i still equate the two.
Muggsy (Skinployee) @ 1:37PM on August 27, 2009

@Chip Douglas:

You're right! Jenny McCarthy did attend several different Chicago area Catholic schools. We dropped the ball there. Sorry, Jenny! We love you!
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 10:16AM on August 27, 2009
This list makes me wish I was a dirty priest working in a Catholic school and to be surrounded by all those girls in their socks and skirts and . . . yeah, just those garments alone is enough for me.
Shouldn't that be Our Lady of No Nudity? I'd say not very good, surely not sacred. Jenny McCarthy would much better suit to that saying.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 2:38AM on August 29, 2009

@jarze:

Are you trying to imply that Jenny McCarthy was never naked in a movie? Why, sure she was. Just check out "Dirty Love."

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

I referred to Jennifer Lopez. She was listed as Our Lady of Sacred Nudity.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 3:01AM on August 30, 2009

@jarze:

Ah, I see jarze. Well, Jennifer Lopez was naked in "U Turn" and "Money Train." Sure it wasn't much--one breast, one nipple per movie, but at least she was naked by God--and that's enough for me.

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