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Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 1:42AM on September 7, 2009
The bottom two, nah, but the top eight are the best. Oh, but Sienna Miller really shouldn't be number one. Gosh no. That top spot should go to, sadly, not Rachael Leigh Cook, Isla Fisher or Charisma Carpenter--and as much as I love them, they haven't been naked in any movies yet, except for Carpenter's naked butt in "Flirting with Danger," but damn, I'm waiting ever so patiently for that day to come, so I too can cum. I would place either Sophie Monk, Sigourney Weaver or Rachel Miner at number one.

Anyway, now I have an even better reason for being off this Labor Day, thanks to this list of wankable chicks. I guess there's nothing wrong with spending the day off in the throes of naked females now, is there? Great list!

By the way, what a great way to start off the Labor Day holiday, not just with this list, of course, but with a nude black-and-white pictorial of Milla Jovovich in Purple magazine over at Nudography.com. Can it possibly get any better than this?

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Yeah, the bottom two are really odd, never heard of them.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:45AM on September 8, 2009

@jarze:

I never did either, that's why I passed on them.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 11:25AM on September 8, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Yancy Butler was poised to be a big star before addiction ruined her career. It's a sad statement no one has heard of her.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:24PM on September 8, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Well, with the addiction that ruined her career, that helps to explain why nobody ever heard of Yancy Butler. She was probably before most of our time anyway. I know she was for me.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Wasn't Charisma Carpenter in the June 2004 issue of Playboy? I know that doesn't count as an onscreen nude appearance, but i just thought that needed to be mentioned.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:55AM on September 8, 2009

@ChooChooJonny:

Yes she was Jonny. Good call on Charisma Carpenter in Playboy magazine. I've looked at that nude pictorial so many times already and I never seem to get enough of it. What a knockout body she has.
Actually Cybil should have been #1. CLASSIC skinage!
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 4:05PM on September 7, 2009

@K Wynd:

Oh don't get me wrong, I love Cybill Shepherd and I felt her nudity in "The Last Picture Show" was skincredible, but the only thing that turned it off for me and why I felt it didn't deserve to be number one is the whole black-and-white aspects of the nude scenes. In my humble opinion, she deserved to be in glorious color to fully enjoy her glorious globes.
Yeah, the bottom two are really odd, never heard of them.
And you left all Hunters and Smiths out of this! There is Kaki Hunter who was on top100 and better one, Holly Hunter. Of Smiths, there are at least Amber, Anna Nicole and Lauren Lee which are very good.
I found also Monica Potter, though she's been non-nude and Maria Schneider (that's tailor in german) who certainly hasn't been non-nude.
Also equalling in knowability (but much nudier) with the 9 and 10 rated I found Gina Doctor and Monica Seller. (:D)
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:51AM on September 8, 2009

@jarze:

Yeah, but what kind of profession is a smith? What does one do in that line of work? Also, what's a potter?

Who knew that Schneider meant tailor in German (besides yourself jarze)? Very interesting, I must say.

By the way, that's a good call on Holly Hunter. I've always loved hunting for her nude work in movies.

I've never even heard of Monica Seller and Gina Doctor, so I can't say anything about them.
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 11:27AM on September 8, 2009

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Smiths work with metal. Potters make pots. A Cooper makes hoops for barrels. A Chandler makes candles.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:38PM on September 8, 2009

@jarze:

Can you name any Coopers and Chandlers jarze?

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Hmm... Raymond Chandler?
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:49PM on September 9, 2009

@jarze:

I was looking for more along the lines of a FEMALE Chandler, of course, but Raymond will do . . . I guess.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Yeah, I would have said more than damn if I knew someone with those names.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 12:01AM on September 10, 2009

@jarze:

I don't think there ARE female celebrities with the last names Cooper and Chandler. How about that? I can't even unearth any. Hmmm . . .

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

If I don't remember wrong, Sarah Cooper was one the Australian football (soccer) babes that posed nude for a calendar years ago.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

If I remember correctly there was a Sarah Cooper, Australian football (soccer) player who went nude for their calendar years ago.
And found partly one Chandler: Karen Mayo-Chandler, english-born actress.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:11PM on September 10, 2009

@jarze:

The first paragraph you said already in the comment above. Why say it twice? You delivered your message clear the first time.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

That wasn't there when I wrote the second one, so I thought it didn't go there and posted it also in the new post.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:34PM on September 8, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Thanks for that Count. You and Rodent both gave two distinct definitions/variations of each given profession. It was a little more than what I asked for, but thank you anyway.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

And I thought you were the english-speaking here.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:36PM on September 8, 2009

@jarze:

I'm English speaking. At least, I think I am, but sometimes people misunderstand me, like the one time when I asked if Julia Roberts had big lips and somebody thought I said "big tits." Maybe it was because I was chewing food at the time.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

I didn't know the Schneider thing, I had a feeling it means something in german so I checked and there it is.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:47PM on September 9, 2009

@jarze:

You're a smart man jarze. Way to go on trusting your instincts!
Are you guys kidding??
You've NEVER heard of Sienna Miller OR Sophie Monk?? (although it should be noted that, being from Australia I would know more about Sophie Monk, seeing as how she's an Aussie....but come on!!)

Also....smith was generally added after the task/item that you were renowned for making, ie Blacksmith (working with iron and other metals that needed a hot furnace to make them workable, meaning using a lot of coal, hence the BLACK part), being the most obvious (also known as a 'smithy').

And a potter? Works predominantly with clay, making pots and bowels and other rustic items.

Dunno about Cybil Sheppard though.....always looked a little too manly for my tastes....
Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 12:46PM on September 8, 2009

@Rodent:

I think by "the last two" they mean numbers 9 and 10. It would be crazy for a reader of Mr Skin's blog not to know Monk and Miller.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:29PM on September 8, 2009

@Count Rackula:

Yes, that's what I meant. I never heard of Kim Director or Yancy Butler, nor do I care for them. Of course, I've heard of Sophie Monk and Sienna Miller. What guy with at least half-a-brain hasn't?
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:28PM on September 8, 2009

@Rodent:

Two distinct definitions/variations of each profession--potter, smith, etc.--and I thought you guys were only experts in the field of celebrity nudity. Imagine my surprise at how well you guys know these professions, as though each one of you had some expertise in that field before venturing into celebrity nudity.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:32PM on September 8, 2009

@Rodent:

You think Cybill Shepherd looks "a little too manly?" Then you should check out Rumer Willis. Okay, I won't even stir her up in this thread.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

You should check some of those "woman" athletes, before you speak of Rumer. For example Mozambique's Maria Mutola who competed in 800 metres run.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:45PM on September 9, 2009

@jarze:

I think ALL female athletes are manly. I mean, you'd have to be to compete in what is generally men dominated sports.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Not even close to all. How about Allison Stokke, Maria Sharapova for example.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 11:58PM on September 9, 2009

@jarze:

The former I never even heard of, but the latter? Yeah, I wouldn't mind a little Sharapova with my coffee in the morning.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Allison is a pole vaulter worth a google search.
And another one could be Serena Williams, same reasoning you used for Fergie holds for Serena also.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 8:08PM on September 10, 2009

@jarze:

Wow! Thanks jarze. That Allison Stokke chick WAS worth a Google search--I searched for her and found a bunch of smoking hot images. My jaw dropped to my keyboard at how fantasticly sexy she is. Mmmm, mmmm. Talk about pole vaulting--she can vault with my pole anytime.

As far as Serena Williams is concerned, yeah, I'm familiar with her and her tennis (no, I don't watch it--I have more important things I could be doing with my free time) and I highly agree that she has the same dog-like features as Fergie, but the latter is somehow still way more hotter than the former in my humble opinion.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

How about another? Try german long jumper Susen Tiedtke.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 4:07AM on September 12, 2009

@jarze:

I looked at Susen Tiedtke. She's alright, I guess, but I still like that Allison Stokke babe the best.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

And I would not call Fergie sexy anytime soon. Sure she has big breasts, but still.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 5:14AM on September 12, 2009

@jarze:

DID I call Fergie sexy? Well, if I did it was no doubt a masterpiece of understatement. I had to be over-exaggerating a bit, but yeah, I love those "Fergalicious" casabas.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Well, not actually. You said her to be "way more hotter" than Serena Williams.
And of Susen Tiedtke, it's because I've probably watched her full frontal nude pictures so much.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 7:42PM on September 12, 2009

@jarze:

Well, if that's what I said of Fergie and her being "way more hotter" than Serena Williams--that much is true, because she is.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

To me, they are quite equal in the sexiness department.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 9:43PM on September 13, 2009

@jarze:

I'd bang Fergie and I'd also take Katy Perry and Gwen Stefani as well.

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

Katy Perry and Gwen Stefani are a bit, no actually very much sexier than Fergie. I'd bang either of them rather than Fergie anytime.
Christopher Kowalsky Sr. @ 9:10PM on September 15, 2009

@jarze:

I find myself agreeing with you jarze, but don't you like the idea of a foursome with Gwen Stefani, Katy Perry AND Fergie among you and you only? Wouldn't you like to be squeezed between that sandwich anytime?

@Christopher Kowalsky Sr.:

I'd qualify Fergie ONLY if it wouldn't happen without her.

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