UK Politician Blames Naked Babes for Nation's Ills

Lad Mags Promote Delinquency?

Shadow Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families Michael Gove is blaming UK nudie magazines for divorces, deadbeat dads, and delinquency, complaining that "titles such as Nuts and Zoo paint a picture of women as permanently, lasciviously, uncomplicatedly available."

So-called lad mags, which feature not lads, but busty models like Keeley Hazell, who won Mr. Skin's Anatomy Award for Best Chest in 2008 after her topless scene in Cashback and made a mind- and load-blowingly explicit sex tape with her boyfriend, according to Drunken Stepfather.

A devotee of Benny Hill, Mr. Skin can't find much to complain about in titles like Front, Gear, and FLIRT Magazine. If it involves bouncing British boobs, it can't be all bad!