Hey fellas! Are your reserves of nightmare fuel running low? We usually like to focus on the sexy here at Skin Central, but now we (proudly?) present to you the biggest boner killer of all time: the Steve Buscemi dress from Black Milk Clothing. Is there a hot blonde model under there? I have no idea, I'm too busy curling up into the fetal position and concentrating on my happy place.
The only good thing about this dress is that you will want to get it off of your girlfriend AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, so only let her wear it if you would like her to be naked approximately 0.5 seconds later.
And just in case having Steve Buscemi's face plastered across your girlfriend's lady bits isn't creepy enough for you, Black Milk also offers this sexy(?) little number:
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