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Slender brunette sensation Selma Blair set a nifty - as in nipply - example for all Hollywood starlets who have upcoming movies to promote.
With her turn in Hellboy II: The Golden Army looming, Selma strolled the streets of New York in a see-through top (photo courtesy of Egotastic).
With booblings so delectably bite-sized it's doubtful that Selma even owns a bra, her sheerly revealing Manhattan walkabout proved to be a gauzy goldmine for purveyors of petite celebrity milk-spigots. Like Mr. Skin!
The fifth season of the passion-for-fashion reality smash Project Runway premieres July 16th on Bravo, and host Heidi Klum earns a hearty "bravo" as well as standing oh-oh-ohhhhh!-vation as she's snapped sensually slurping an ice cream cone on the street. Nothing like adding some cold milky goodness to hot MILFy goodness on a summer's day!
If you are like the average fan of celebrity nudity, you've often wondered what it would be like to go home every night and see the fabulous flesh that millions of viewers witness splashed across the big screen. According to gorgeous gamine Maggie Gyllenhaal, it's not very fun--but her fiance sure digs it! When faced with the prospect of spying fiance Peter Saarsgaard's Saars-hard in a movie scene, Maggie shudders, explaining: "I hate it when Peter does a love scene. I'd hate it if he was doing it. I'd put up with it, I'd understand, but I wouldn't like it." Peter, on the other hand, has no qualms about Maggie showing off her Gyllen-hooters on celluloid.
Finally we get to see Lauren Conrad nude! Almost. Egotastic reports that at a recent party, the star of MTV's hit reality show The Hills had a few too many martoonies and nearly fell out of her plunging cleavage as she strolled past the paparazzi. We say "nearly" because this happy accident was prevented by that most hateful of all human inventions, double-sided nipple-tape. Once again, a simple strip of adhesive has cheated the world out of a long-awaited glimpse of a tipsy young Hollywood starlet?s rubbery pink pencil erasers, and it probably won?t be the last time either.
Today marks the sixty-first anniversary of the Roswell Daily Record's famous headline, "RAAF Captures Flying Saucer on Ranch in Roswell Region" and the start of six decades of hullabaloo. To mark this day held sacred by alien abductees, Men in Black, and crackpots everywhere, I would like to present three top 10 lists that will be of interest to those fascinated by both kinds of UFOs- Unidentified Flying Objects as well as Unbelievable Funbags and Orifices. To check out my list of the hottest female space aliens in cinema, check out Top Ten Women From Another World and Top Ten Women Babes From Outer Space. For a list of the hottest sci-fi babes on the boob tube, please peruse Top Ten Women TV Sci-Fi Babes Who Got Naked. Nanoo nanoo, may the force be with you, and don't sprain your wrist.
Today, Drunken Stepfather, one of my favorite celebrity blogs, published these pictures of now legally engaged couple Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi taking a little pre-wedding sailing trip. Either because they sprung a leak and needed to lighten the load or because Ellen couldn't go fifteen minutes without gawking at Portia's pontoons (I know I can't), the clam-slamming comedienne's considerate concubine took off her top and exposed her Northern no-man's-land to the sun while she happily contemplated her honeymoon hairpie. Thank you, Governor Schwarzenegger!
Kylie Minogue was officially inducted into the Order of the British Empire today in a ceremony at Buckingham Palace in honor of her work in the fields of arts and entertainment. To complement this high honor, I would now like to extend Kylie an offer to become an Officer in Mr. Skin's Order of the Boob Exposers. She's more than earned a place at the mound table with her topless tittie touting in the 1989 drama The Delinquents. Since then, Kylie has undergone surgery to remove breast cancer and her rack is as ravishing as ever it was. Those knighted knockers will make you come-a-lot!
As of today, it's been four years since Lindsay Lohan turned 18 and she still hasn't taken off her clothes in a movie, despite playing a stripper in I Know Who Killed Me. Off camera, she's done just about everything else; carousing in bars, appearing topless in NY Magazine, and engaging in multiple public displays of lesbian affection with her gal-pal. While I appreciate all these things, none of them are going to get her into the Mr. Skin Hall of Fame. Lindsay needs a new motto: "Flashing full frontal or fight!"
