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Burlesque Babe Dita Von Teese Tells a Tale of Implants

As evidenced by her recent lusty lesbian photo shoot, classy burlesque superstar Dita Von Teese is not shy.

So it comes as no surprise that she's always been forward about having breast implants. And as fake funbags go, Dita's are some of the best of the breast!

But according to Contact Music:

Dita Von Teese went under the knife for a boob job at the age of 21 - because years of drug abuse had ravaged her body.

The burlesque beauty admits she began dabbling with illegal substances when she was a teenager, and her habit spiraled out of control throughout the 1990s.

Von Teese confesses the drugs took a major toll on her figure, but seeing herself so gaunt gave her the motivation to kick her addictions and she eventually opted for surgery to repair the damage.

She says, “I was a bit of a party girl in the early ’90s and used LSD and Ecstasy. Eventually my weight dropped to 6stone 7lbs and I looked terrible, so I gave up drugs. My breasts never recovered, so when I was 21 I had 32D implants. Now I‘m a healthy 8 stone and 2 pounds.”

Just one more reason to say no to drugs. They'll ruin your life, ruin your family, ruin your job . . . and ruin your boobs!