Skincoming DVDs for December 1, 2009

Mr. Skin's DVD Pick of the the Week

Terminator Salvation (2009)
STUDIO: Warner Bros.
NUDE: Moon Bloodgood (breasts)
The fourth installment in the Terminator sci-fi franchise, Terminator Salvation (2009) stars Christian Bale as John Connor, the leader of the resistance against the robot overlords who have taken over the earth and enslaved the human race. Now John Connor’s father has become the machines’ new target, so John searches for him while simultaneously struggling with his own destiny as the savior of mankind. There was no skin in the theatrical release, but the DVD includes a scene of Moon Bloodgood stripping down in the rain and showing off her left boob. Ms. Bloodgood will give you good wood!

Live! (2007)
STUDIO: Weinstein Co.
NUDE: Katie Cassidy (breasts)
The dark comedy-drama Live! (2007) stars Eva Mendes as a ruthless TV executive who hires a documentary filmmaker (David Krumholtz) to create a reality TV show that features contestants playing Russian Roulette for money. But six-chambered revolvers aren’t the only guns in this flick: Katie Cassidy makes her topless debut as a stripper and shows off her right da doo ron ron doing some pole dancing. Come on get flappy, Katie!

The Mask of Zorro (1998)—Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Sony
NUDE: Catherine Zeta-Jones (breasts)
The original cape-furling, boots-stamping, sword-playing gay blade of West Hollywood is celebrated in The Mask of Zorro (1998). Although the film’s location is not precisely at the queenly intersection of boulevards Santa Monica and San Vicente—The Mask of Zorro is broadly set in a Southern California transitioning from Spanish tyranny to capitalist independence—the action bristles with sly camp and stylized self-parody, such as to delight any patron or performer at Dixie Dear’s Drag Dude Floorshow. The old master Zorro escapes from two decades of forced confinement to train his scamp of a successor. The dynamic duo sets about taking vengeance upon the European oppressor who twenty years ago killed senor Zorro senior’s wife and abducted his daughter to raise as a pawn of Mardrid. Steel clashes upon steel and sparks spiral into out-of-control romance as the old master’s lost daughter finds herself pinned by the point of the young upstart’s rapier.

Meat Weed America (2007)
STUDIO: Troma
NUDE: Revé Douglas (breasts), Saraya Hope (breasts), Mandee Macchia (breasts), Carey Sveen (breasts), Bella Vendetta (breasts, butt), lizzieb brokenheart (breasts)
The evil terrorist Bin Smokin' (Peter Stickles) flies a miniature airplane into Meatweed Manor to take revenge on Lord Meatweed (Dennis Palozzolo) for having stolen and smoked his foreskin as a baby in the Troma comedy Meat Weed America (2007). Meanwhile Jessie Bell (Carey Sveen) flees to New York to become a model but is corrupted by the evil Hempress (Debbie Rochon), causing Lord Meatweed to rally the troops to save her. There’s nudity throughout from a slew of topless babes including Bella Vendetta, Mandee Macchia, Revé Douglas, lizzieb brokenheart, and Saraya Hope. That will turn your meat into wood!


Reborn (2009)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Davina Joy (breasts, butt)
The sequel to the 2006 horror flick Machined, Reborn (2009) follows sadistic serial killer and mechanical engineering genius Motorman Dan (David C. Hayes) as he traps and murders a whole cast full of victims using homemade torture devices in his junkyard lair. Along with all the blood and screaming, we also get to see the sweaty puff-nipped boobs of Davina Joy. You’ll want to be reborn so you can be a baby sucking on those gumdrops!


Silent Night Deadly Night Box Set: Silent Night, Deadly Night 3 (1989)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Laura Harring (breasts)
In Silent Night, Deadly Night 3 (1989), psychopathic Santa is brought back to life. Blind beauty and psychic sexpot Laura (Samantha Scully) is sent to a hospital to monitor her dreams. It turns out that her nasty nightmares are being caused by the presence of the coma victim next door, serial-killer Richard “Ricky” Caldwell (Bill Moseley). Soon Laura is released and leaves with her brother Chris (Eric Da Re) and his gorgeous girlfriend Jerri (Laura Harring), with heavenly hopes of spending an enchanted Christmas with their grandma in a small town north of Los Angeles. When Laura’s departure brings the killer Claus back to consciousness, what was meant to be a silent night becomes a holy hell! Amidst the fright, ho-ho-ho Laura Harring still manages to spread good cheer with her bare and bright twinkling teats.

Silent Night Deadly Night Box Set: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Neith Hunter (breasts)
The fourth installment in the venerable Christmas-themed splatter franchise, Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990) departs from the Santa slasher story of the previous three films. Directed by Brian Yuzna and starring the great Clint Howard, the movie tells the story of a murderous cult devoted to the Egyptian god Isis that wants to get its hands on plucky cub reporter Neith Hunter, who bares her knockers in the Christmas spirit. Oh, to get those neith the mistletoe!